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  1. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:36am UTC
    people underestimate the pain you have to be in ;
    to hold a gun to your head
    || or a blade to your wrist ||

  2. heytherebeatifulx heytherebeatifulx
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Pistanthrophobia;
    The fear of Trusting someone.

  3. xxbabexx xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 2:07am UTC
    this is what i do when i can't sleep...
    hang upside down on my bed and sing.
    try and make my puppy bark.
    laugh randomly.
    peel off my nail polish.
    do cart wheels.
    jump on my bed.
    pretend my room is a swimming pool.
    & make farm animal sounds.
    i'm a strange child.

  4. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:24am UTC
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  5. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:29am UTC
    I can see you're sad,
    Even when you smile,
    Even when you laugh.
    I can see it in your eyes,
    Deep inside you want to cry.
    n o t m i n e

  6. ThatWittyChick105 ThatWittyChick105
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Walking into a party
    and having everyone hug you like you haven't seen them in 1,000 years. ♥

  7. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
      "Friends With Benefits".
      is a bull sh*t term for,
    someone who doesn'thave
    the BALLS to 
    COMMIT

  8. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out."
    "With your friends?"
    "No mom, with Pikachu."
    "WHO'S PIKACHU,
    IS HE YOUR
    BOYFRIEND?"

  9. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    my father tried to set my mom on fire leaving her with face deformations.
    Everyday, I anonymously write a letter to her saying how I think she's the prettiest women I have ever seen, and put it in the mailbox. She cries when she opens them. She doesn't know it's me yet.
    nmq

  10. JustineMarie JustineMarie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    dear cupid,
    next time hit us both.

  11. JustBeingMe3 JustBeingMe3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    technically,
    i'm single.
    but my heart is taken
    by someone
    i can't call my own
    -wiz khalifa

  12. xoxcheerbabeexox xoxcheerbabeexox
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    that awkward moment\\
    when you have a thousand
    tabs open & one starts
    t a l k i n g . . .
    nmf

  13. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    COURT DISMISSED.
    BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS! ♥

  14. ecaye ecaye
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 4:34am UTC
    'wanna hear a joke
    about a bird?'
    'no.'
    'oh hawkward..'

  15. itsAbby itsAbby
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 10:40am UTC
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  16. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was
    'SUM YUNG HO'

  17. gaaagaaa gaaagaaa
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Just remember ;
    every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade

  18. witty_is_my_escapee witty_is_my_escapee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    her head said no.
    her heart said go.
    her head said don't fall again.
    her heart said put nothing above him.
    her head said you always fall too fast.
    her heart said i can make this one last.
    her head cried look he's breaking you!
    her heart laughed, chill he's just in a bad mood.
    her head said he's gonna leave you behind.
    her heart said nah you're the only girl on his mind.
    her head said look he's leaving you!
    her heart yelled shut up! that can't be true!
    her head said see i told you so!
    her heart said, he'll be back by tomorrow.
    her head said he's with that girl tonight.
    her heart whispered, sorry kid..your head was right

  19. soccairishgurrl208 soccairishgurrl208
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 4:34pm UTC
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    It may seem as the hardest thing to do,
    but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you.
    -The Notebook♥
    jayciecutie01♥

  20. shmobillionaires1 shmobillionaires1
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:27pm UTC
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