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  1. brandonxD brandonxD
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:43am UTC
    like this and i will follow you, i want to follow everyone:)

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    So guys...
    i recently fractured my ankle....
    but i'm afraid to got to the hospital...
    YUP IM A WUSS!
    oh well pain me...
    -.-

  3. ZacMorris26 ZacMorris26
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you accidentally fave your own quote then get excited when you get a notification

  4. ZacMorris26 ZacMorris26
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    I hate when people yell at me for stating the facts

  5. ZacMorris26 ZacMorris26
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Gettin back on for like 7.37 minutes, waitin for the sweet tea. And they dont have enough categories.
    Fave if you agree!

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Things Guys Like Me Do...... #1
    Love a girl for their personality and not their breasts...
    My lame format... My lame quote

  7. ZacMorris26 ZacMorris26
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Waffles And Diet Coke At Midnight

  8. ZacMorris26 ZacMorris26
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    Walkin around my house without a shirt on when the windows are open at night. NIPPLES... HARD...

  9. Lucy125 Lucy125
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    Hey i just met u
    and this is crazy
    so lick me
    and i'll love u baby

  10. MacklinJosh707 MacklinJosh707
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    Fix Found
    Or On
    Repair Rubbish
    Daily Dump

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    What the author wrote: The curtains were blue.
    What my teacher thought he meant: The curtains represent a deep dark depression expressed through with the way he talks about the decor of the house.
    What the author meant : The curtains were f/cking blue.

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    The Virgin
    Chapter 9
    He smiled at us and walked towards me and leaned in for a hug.
    I hugged him back immediately and he smiled at me.
    "I'm sorry for everything. Please forgive me." His deep blue eyes sparkled with every word making it next to impossible for me to talk.
    I looked down and smiled before looking up at him again, "On one condition."
    He smiled and spoke. "What is that one condition?"
    "Buy me ice cream and fries." I grinned hugely at him.
    He tapped his chin and then spoke. "Hmm, sounds doable. But, you have to give me a kiss." He smiled at me and leaned down.
    I grabbed him by the neck and pulled myself up on him and kissed him deeply.
    All of our friends 'ooh' and 'awed' around us.
    After a while of comments we made our way to the food court in the mall.
    As we sat around and ate, Javin would casually lean into me and kiss me on the lips, the nose, my cheeks, and my temple.
    "What should we do know?" someone said as we left the food court.
    My eyes immeditely hit the play palace.
    "OMG. OMG. OMG. TAKE ME IN THERE." I screamed at them.
    Olivia got an embarassed looked on her face while Javin grabbed my hand and led me to the palace.
    "Aren't you guys a little to old to come in here?" The man said casually.
    "Yes. Yes I am." I said giggling.
    He recognized the Phineas and Ferb line and smiled.
    "For you, no admission." He said letting me in.
    So we went in and played for a while.
    After a while, we decided to go play lazer tag.
    As we got our vest on and entered the lazer tag area, it got competitive.
    I was the only one who hadn't gotten shot yet when Javin turned to me.
    "Kiss me and I won't shoot you." He said smiling surrendering his gun.
    I nodded and leaned into kiss him when I took my gun out and shot him.
    "HAHAHA. SUCCCKER." I screamed at him before running.
    "Who won?" The guy said coming into our lazer tag party.
    "ME." I screamed. "WHERE'S MY PRIZE?"
    Everyone laughed and he led me to a station with big teddy bears.
    "I want that one." I said pointing out the big horse.
    So our day went on, shopping and playing around.
    Ever so often Javin would kiss me.
    I got butterflies every time.
    "Hey, guys. We need to have a blow out party." Brett suddenly said.
    We al nodded.
    "My house in like 2 weeks?" I said casually.
    "Hell yeah. I love my V at your party last year." A girl named Jenny said.
    Suddenly, I felt a pinch in my side and I looked up and saw Javin staring at me.
    I knew what he wanted to say and I knew what he wanted to ask, so I nodded.
    He smiled brightly.
    Maybe being a virgin was overrated.
    Just. Maybe.
    Okay. This is where the story is going to start picking up:)
    I decided to write since I feel SO bad I stopped.
    You guys really liked the book, I'm not gonna stop.
    You guys are awesome! :)
    Love you all! Sorry for not writing.

  13. Alexlovesu Alexlovesu
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I'm just letting you no that I have wings
    so you won't have to fall

  14. lizlinee lizlinee
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Why does everyone wish at 11:11 and not 12:12 or 10:10?

  15. MusicManiac999 MusicManiac999
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    You know your being FaceBook stalked when someone likes a photo of you thats in the middle of all your photos........

  16. MusicManiac999 MusicManiac999
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:01pm UTC
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  17. MusicManiac999 MusicManiac999
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC
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  18. MusicManiac999 MusicManiac999
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:21pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:24pm UTC

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