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1. memall7
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   Liking your own quote
   is like high-fiving yourself in public.
   
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2. smoothmoves287
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   I just took a shower.
   ...You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.
   nmq
   
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3. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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4. Smiles_Mustaches
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 9:29am UTC
   today
   I wore socks that say
   Eat what you like :p
   They literally have a face on them
   
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5. Jersey_Girl
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 8:52am UTC
   I mean bro,
   Sucks to suck.
   And you suck.♥
   mf/mq
   
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6. xHello
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   Does anyone else love cheese and crackers?
   s e x i n m y m o u t h
   
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7. shootingstar87
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Funny how
   PSY is pronounced like "sigh" because that's exactly what I do after hearing Gangnam Style for the 67439856th time today.
    
   
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8. LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   3 guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends.
   I don't want to hear any girls saying that, "All guys are the same."
   
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