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xobrebabesox
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October 19, 2011 1:00pm UTC

He's cute.
He's tall.
He's got gorgeous eyes
.
And a stunning smile.
I didn't say a name.
but he popped into your head;
didn't he?
♥

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 19, 2011 11:30pm UTC

I took a chance ,
I to ok a shot .
You may think
I'm bullet-proof, but I'm not
You took a swing, I took it hard.
and down here
(( FROM THE )).
GROUND //////////
i see who you are.
♥

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July 20, 2011 6:37pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:46pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #8]
"If your thinking about with a more natural look... lets be serious. Your way to ugly to pull that look off."
nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 20, 2011 6:50pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 1:56pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:02pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #18]
"This particular brand of flour is good because it's white, like Jesus."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:07pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #21]
"Technique 2: Spontaneoulsy become Hellen Keller."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:13pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #20]
"Technique 1: Spontaneously turn yourself into an animal....YOU HAVE TO BE COME THE ANIMAL!"
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:18pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #23]
"Technique 3: Spontaneously burst out into a never ending song."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:23pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #22] "Technique 4: Spontaneous explosions of emotions...inspired by my Lady Gaga video." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:27pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #24]
"Technique 5:
Spontaneous planking."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:32pm UTC

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 2:37pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #26]
"Bing bang boom.
Everybody's getting pregnant."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 6:12pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #28]
"The chorus should be an explosion of emotion:
HARHARHARHAHRARHARH
ARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
HARHARHARHARHARHAR"
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 21, 2011 6:21pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #30]
"When I was born, I was covered in glitter, and I ate my own placenta."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 4:53pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #34]
"Kim Kardashian wants a piece,
Chelsea Hammer wants a piece,
Selena Gomez aldreay got a piece."
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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:11pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #36] "I sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:27pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #39] "What size shoes do you wear? I'm guessing size sexy." nmf.

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iTSANDREABETCH
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July 22, 2011 5:43pm UTC

[Jenna Marbles Quotes #42]
"I want to bake your muffins."
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