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  1. halliefinley halliefinley
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:07am UTC
    -Life is hard but sometimes
    you just have to take
    off your dress and
    end the little tea party;*

  2. Jossy Jossy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:07am UTC
    A girl can look good with makeup.
    But she can look better without it.

  3. Jossy Jossy
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:11am UTC
    I'm fine with only having one friend,
    compared to having a bunch of friends who back-stab one another.

  4. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:12am UTC
    EXCUSE ME
    ....
    can you please empty your pockets?
    I believe you have stolen my heart. ♥

  5. ParaWhore101 ParaWhore101
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 3:21am UTC
    Today, I realized a robe
    was exactly like a snuggie.
    FAIL.

  6. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    "I HOPE YOU GO BALD!"
    "I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH!"
    "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
    gotta love drake and joshhh.

  7. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 6:40pm UTC
    fave if you say
    "dude"
    before you say something importanttt.

  8. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    f a v e i f y o u w a s t e d y o u r t i m e r e a d i n g t h i s : )

  9. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    just gonna stand there and hear me cry,
    that's alright because
    i love the way you lie.

    fave if Rhianna singing went through
    your head when you read thisss. (:

  10. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 11:45pm UTC
    dear miley,
    please tell me what's so ordinary about you.
    kthanks.

  11. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 11:53am UTC
    fave if you love
    c o o k i e d o u g h

  12. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 12:17pm UTC
    & who else wonders
    who chose what words are "bad" words?

  13. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    Fave if your a ninja.
    Because only ninjas can read this.

    half mine. half credit to dont_breathe

  14. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    it's such an accomplishment
    when one of your quotes makes
    t o p q u o t e s

  15. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 10:19am UTC
    & who else wonders how to spell
    tommorow
    tomarow
    tomorow
    ?

  16. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    when i was your age,
    josh was fat
    :)

  17. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 9:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    "hey, welcome to my brunch.
    i just wanted to introduce myself to
    jaaaay-sonnnnn-deeeee-ruuuuuuuulll-oooohhh."

  19. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    &&& who else wonders;;;;
    what the heck do guys do at sleepovers?

  20. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 10:14pm UTC
    *one new message*
    him: hey baby girl :)
    *lock message*

:)

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