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sleepy* · 1 decade ago
Follow for follow? c:
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noahh9 · 1 decade ago
miss u evie! xx
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RealityWreckage · 1 decade ago
hey beautiful, you're welcome :)
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noahh9 · 1 decade ago
hey cutie havent talked to you in a while xx
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cheese1211 · 1 decade ago
yesterday all wittians were supposed to put a W on their hand to show that there wittians:)
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Jake_from_State_Farm · 1 decade ago
State farm is an insurance here in America.
And there's this one tv commercial where a man is talking to his State Farm representative at 3 a.m., which his name happens to be Jake, so his wife gets up and overhears his husband whispering into the phone. But what she doesn't know is he's whispering so she wouldn't have to wake up, and she automatically thinks it's a woman. So, she catches him, and is like, ''Who are you talking to?'' and he's like, ''Jake, from, State Farm.." So she gets the phone and says '' What are you wearing Jake from state farm?'' -Clearly she doesn't believe her husband- So Jake says ''Uh, khakis..'' -Hence, my quote- And then she tells her husband ''Well she sounds hideous.'' and lastly her husband: ''Well she's a guy, so..''

Hopefully you get it now c:
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justmyself · 1 decade ago
You're really pretty & I love your name! :)
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xxHelloLovelyxx · 1 decade ago
thanks for the follow :)
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sparkle123 · 1 decade ago
sorry for the spam but I posted a prologue for my new story "Not your ordinary summer" Can you read it and tell me if you would like to be notified?:)
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eviee · 1 decade ago
Hi there, So... awkward thing.. my notifications never told me you wrote on my profile thinger.. So I just now noticed you wrote on me. It might be a little late, but I really enjoy the fact we have the same name. (: If you'd want, I would love to be friends. :)
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
I know right? Usually I put a dash for the vowels to make it look right, but WH-RE doesnt have the same effect as WH0RE, :)
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
Oh my God, you WH0RE
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
...
I can't even. Wut? Just....





BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
...wut. Well, it's Toby. What do you expect?
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noahh9 · 1 decade ago
hey cutie
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requiem · 1 decade ago
"get to know me im nice"
HAHAHAHA love ya
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
dearblankpleaseblank doll.
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angelieslee · 1 decade ago
you commented on my quote saying that you're '16 and you feel so old.'
well how will you feel when you turn 30? hahahahah((:
you'll remember these good old days ;)
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xxmissbieberxx · 1 decade ago
Austin Mahone<333
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cashmoneey81 · 1 decade ago
smile, your beautiful <3
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