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RunawayRachel
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October 2, 2010 6:39am UTC

ROFL
LOL jk I'm still sitting in the computer chair.

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dream_to_believe__x
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October 1, 2010 9:33pm UTC

has anyone ever actually seen a #1 pencil?
(my format, supposed to look like a pencil...fail? hahha.)

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xCUTI3PI3
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October 1, 2010 9:40pm UTC

me; hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah.
friend; it wasnt that funny..
me; sorry my fingers had a seizure

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EvelynRose
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October 2, 2010 11:10am UTC

i don't care how old i am ,
i am going
trick-or-treating.(:

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JustAnOrdinaryGirl
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October 2, 2010 7:45am UTC

does anyone else open up their fridge and just stare for a while...
even though you know there's nothing there?

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DinoZeeZee
posted a quote
October 2, 2010 11:35am UTC

You know t he world's messed up when;
the world's best rapper is white,
the world's best golfer is black,
the tallest man in the nba is asian,
& the girl with the highest voice is justin bieber.
♥

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TheUnwantedOne
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 9:16pm UTC

I Think The Word " Stalker "
♥//////////
Very Offensive...
[[ i like to ]]
Call it Something Like ,
" EXTREME FOLLOW THE LEADER "
:O <3
♥

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chiiara_xx
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October 2, 2010 7:17am UTC

When i was a kid...
i hid my arms in my sweater and hit
people my sleeves :)
who else misses being a kid :(

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xCUTI3PI3
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 9:35pm UTC

If Someone Heard All The Songs
On My iPod, They Would Think I Get High Every Day.

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MLIEminem
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October 1, 2010 9:30pm UTC

Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "It is an emergency?"
Student: "Yes!"
Teacher: "Ok go."
Student: *Goes to the bathroom and fixes hair and makeup.*
♥
W E A L L D O I T.

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starstrukkx5
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October 1, 2010 9:54pm UTC

Blond: What does SMD mean?
Brunette: Suck My Dick
Blond: I will later but first answer my question.
♥Facebook♥

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xCUTI3PI3
posted a quote
October 1, 2010 9:55pm UTC

Kiss me.
Don’t ask.
Just do it ♥

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xCUTI3PI3
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October 1, 2010 9:09pm UTC

My Cell Phone Is My
Watch, Flashlight, Calculator And So Much More.

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xosarahxo14
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September 16, 2010 4:38pm UTC

That Overwhelming sense of accomplishment when you manage to squeeze one last drop of toothpaste out of the tube.

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chojockolate
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October 2, 2010 9:03pm UTC

Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .

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xosarahxo14
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September 8, 2010 9:31pm UTC

Dear Disney,
I saw a commercial for your new show, "Pair of Kings" and I'd just like to inform you that no matter what you say, Mitchel Musso and Doc Shaw can not be twins.
One is WHITE and one is BLACK.
~ a concerned viewer

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xosarahxo14
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 7:19pm UTC

Drake- Hey dude I got the lizards!
Josh- Great! So when do you get the urine?
Drake- Ummm I believe that's up to the lizards...

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newport_girl_7
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 7:36pm UTC

has anyone else ever noticed that the
letter "R" is on the left side of the keyboard
and the letter "L" is on the right side?

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sparkleysamx3
posted a quote
September 9, 2010 8:37pm UTC

Why doesn't Dora tell her mom she's being stalked by a fox?

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ohhitsBELLEx3
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September 9, 2010 8:32pm UTC

"Are you Going to school tomorrow?"
-->No, I'm riding my pet unicorn to Alaska.<--

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