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jjtorie
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May 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I know I may seem calm,
but I've killed you ten times in my head already.

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC

" we are all a little bit weird and
lifes a little weird,
and when we find someone whose
weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in
mutal weirdness and call it love.
-- Dr Seuss

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 5:21pm UTC

One of the hardest
Things in life is
Trying to figure out the
Difference between
Friendship&Love.

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Dear McDonald's,
Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
Sincerley,
Girl laughing on the floor.

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 2:16am UTC

Lets Face it...
when we were younger, we were scared that Supernanny was going to come round when we were bad...
Format:twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Too young for marriage
Too old for games
Too smart for players.
Format by twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC

s*x is a sensation
caused by temptation.
A guy sticks his location,
in a girls destination.
To increase population
of the next generation.
Did you get my explanation?
Or do you need a
Demonstration?

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 3:45pm UTC

You've changed...
LOL, i had to sit back and watch you fall inlove with somebody else. You tell me if you'd be the same after that...
nmf

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Your Beautiful.
I'm not!
Go look in a mirror, did it break? No, cause your beautiful. Go stand on the scale, did it say error? No, cause your skinny. Look down at your phone. Are you alone? No, because you have me.
nmf

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 12:27pm UTC

i love it when you call my namee -> i love it when you fave my quote:)

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jjtorie
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May 14, 2012 2:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:48am UTC

The awkward Moment when
you say goodbye to someone and you both walk in the same direction..
Format: twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 10:53am UTC

The moment of shame when..
you call your Teacher 'Mum'
Format by twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:13pm UTC

when nothing goes right,
go left.
Format by twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:16pm UTC

I'm the sort of girl who .. #1
Burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday
Format: twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Find a boy who will ruin your lipstick,
not your mascara<3
Format:twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:32pm UTC

You Only Live Once
Format: twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 1:54pm UTC

To everyone
who's been having suicidal thoughts this year
i'm glad your still here [<3]
Format: twilightgirl995

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:40am UTC

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Today, my friend walked itnto a door...
that clearly said pull... and fell over:')
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*nmf

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jjtorie
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 11:23am UTC

every girl wants to hear those 3 words...
i... was wrong.

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