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mozeisherex3
posted a quote
August 1, 2009 12:34pm UTC

ADMiT iT.
whenever your parents
walk into the room ---------> | .|
you automatically go to
Google.com
WORDS CREDIT TO heyheyhey12321. CREDIT TO ME FOR THE EDIT :). POSSIBLE SERIES?
FAVE? :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0
posted a quote
July 31, 2009 9:16pm UTC

Coca-ColaWentToTown;
Dr. Pepper shot him down. Dr. Pepper got the flu, now were
drinkin' Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell off a mountain;
NowWereDrinkinFromAFountain.
fountains broken. Now were drinkin' milkshakes.
The milkshake smashed on the wall. Now were drinkin'
alcohol. Alcohol's against the law; now were drinkin'
N o t h i n ' A t A l l
*the little girls in my camp inspire so many quotes these days!
favorite(: and i KNOW you guys learned it differently, but there
is no need to lash out on me because i learned it differently
then you.*

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annabanana0
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July 31, 2009 6:54pm UTC

Today,
at the grocery store I asked my mom to buy me a chocolate bar. She didn't respond so I snuck the chocolate bar in behind the bread. The cashier sneakily rang it in, concealed it beneath other groceries, and gave me a knowing smile. My mom never knew.
I have a partner in crime.
MLIA

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watermelon_96
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July 31, 2009 8:07pm UTC

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xoFadingFreakxo
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 10:19pm UTC

Today,
I ordered a book online called
The Phoenix. When the transaction
was complete, it said "We have received
your order of The Phoenix." I felt like I was
in Harry Potter.
MLIA :)

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Steve
posted a quote
January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

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e0n
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July 21, 2009 5:57pm UTC

Fun Activities for the Pool
Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.
- Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
- Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.
- Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
- Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
- Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
- When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
- Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say “Wheee! I’m Batman!” while running around.
- Hit strangers with your wet towel.
- Throw people’s things into the pool.
- Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale.
- Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
- Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
Credit to me please...

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