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JoshuaRice
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August 20, 2012 12:47am UTC

some call it vodka
i c a l l i t
instant wh0re juice.

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JoshuaRice
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August 20, 2012 12:36am UTC

"Thats what she said!"
"Not to you, bro."

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JoshuaRice
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August 19, 2012 7:41am UTC

If I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that there are people starving in Africa or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they are upset and even if somebody has it much worse. That doesn't change the fact that you have what you have.

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GeorgeLucy
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September 10, 2011 10:08am UTC

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Boy: I'm so bored...I need a life...
Girl: Yeah, it kind of sounds like you do. d:
Boy: So..Will you be my life?
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GeorgeLucy
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September 10, 2011 10:03am UTC

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Her: You don't even know me.
Him: I have the rest of my life to find out.
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format not mine

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GeorgeLucy
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September 10, 2011 9:56am UTC

I believe,
I believe in pink.
I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner.
I believe in kissing, kissing a lot.
I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.
I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

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GeorgeLucy
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September 10, 2011 9:44am UTC

Today, in school
the quiet kids phone went off in class,
After he handed his phone to the teacher,
a jock who sat in front of him,
turned around and said to him, "Was that your girlfriend?"
He looked the jock right in the eyes
and replied "No, it was yours."
I couldn't stop laughing all period.
Stand up for yourself. Let no one control you. Don't let them judge you.

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GeorgeLucy
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May 16, 2011 4:40am UTC

Yelling "Stay" at a non-living object that keeps falling over.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GeorgeLucy
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March 14, 2011 3:20am UTC

My name is shower;
turn me on & you will get wet. ;)

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GeorgeLucy
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March 8, 2011 12:20am UTC

>HIM<
When a girl says, "Him"
It means,
(H)e.(I)s.(M)ine.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GeorgeLucy
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March 6, 2011 10:04pm UTC

I hate you, you hate me,
we all want to kill
barney,
with a boom boom bang bang barney on the floor.
No more purple dinosaur. ;)
~♥~
not my format:x

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GeorgeLucy
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March 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC

When someone who's skinnier than you says,
"I'm so fat"
and you stand there like,
"..."

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GeorgeLucy
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March 4, 2011 11:48pm UTC

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I don't know how...
///////////////// People can laugh in photos and still look pretty..
I look like an awkward horse.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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GeorgeLucy
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March 4, 2011 1:10am UTC

ABORTION
it doesnt make you "UNPREGNANT"
it makes you the mother of
A Dead Baby.
Fav if you're against abortion♥

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GeorgeLucy
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March 1, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Girl: HEY, DAD, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
*Dad loads shotgun in black ops*
DAD: WELL, TELL HIM I'M ONLINE. ;D

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GeorgeLucy
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March 1, 2011 11:38am UTC

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*Blood gushing from knee*
"I'll be ok..."
*paper cut*
"OW OW OW!!! Somebody get me a band-aid! ASAP!"
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ashdan
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February 10, 2011 5:38am UTC

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