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  1. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:14am UTC
    can bob the builder fix your annoying a$$ personality

  2. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:40am UTC
    my phone is telling me i have an important facebook message
    i have no credit
    so i tried using the desktop and the 5 times i went on facebook my computer stopped responding and i had to shut down the computer.. fml

  3. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 3:31am UTC
    EVERY BODY I FOLLOW OR ACTUALLY EVERYBODY
    I HAVE BEEN MAKING TWEETS INDIRECTING OR ABOUT QUOTES AND PEOPLE ON WITTY PROFILES
    NOTHING BAD JUST LIKE INSIDE JOKES WITHIN MYSELF WHEN I SEE QUOTES SORTA THING HAHAHA
    I LOVE YOU ALL

  4. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:49am UTC
    gender: ugly

  5. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:54am UTC
    *dials 000/911*
    "whats your emergency?"
    "IM UGLY";

  6. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:57am UTC
    Having inside jokes with yourself.

  7. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:41am UTC
    Confession:
    at the start of the year i remember thinking "i dont think i have ever know someone personally that has passed away from cancer" and then my bestfriend/granma passed away from cancer not long after

  8. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Finding out you have been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life. I have been living a lie.

  9. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    If I'm home alone and the doorbell rings I freak out and just hide.

  10. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:47am UTC
    When all of the 'mums' have a catch-up talk,
    They talk as if everyone is deaf.
    And laugh like hyenas.
    In public.

  11. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

  12. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 12:55am UTC
    when i was younger, i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost them.i would restart a video game whenever i knew i was going to lose. i would sleep with all my stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. i had that one pen with four colors and tried to push them all down at once. i would pour soda into the cap and act like i was taking shots. the hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. i would wait behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. i would fake being asleep , so i could get carried to bed. i would watch two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend that it was a race. i would go on the computer just to use paint. the only thing i had to take care of was a tamagotchi. the only fake friends i had were invisible ones. every time i swallowed a fruit seed, i would be scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? what the hell were we thinking?

  13. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    leaning when the bowling ball goes the wrong way .

  14. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 8:01am UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist.
    But what is a quote going to do?
    It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    Stay Strong!
    signatures :
    laurahnguyeen

  15. LaurahNguyeen LaurahNguyeen
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:13am UTC
    She captures her reflection,
    then she throws the mirror to the floor,
    Her image is distorted screaming
    "is it worth it anymore"
    Are you scared of the things that they might put you through
    Does it make you wanna hide the inner you
    Your not the only one so let them criticize
    Your untouchable when you realise
    Change your life take it all,
    Were gonna stick together
    I know we will get through it all
    Your gonna use it to become what youve always known


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