when i was younger, i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost them.i would restart a video game whenever i knew i was going to lose. i would sleep with all my stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. i had that one pen with four colors and tried to push them all down at once. i would pour soda into the cap and act like i was taking shots. the hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. i would wait behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. i would fake being asleep , so i could get carried to bed. i would watch two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend that it was a race. i would go on the computer just to use paint. the only thing i had to take care of was a tamagotchi. the only fake friends i had were invisible ones. every time i swallowed a fruit seed, i would be scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? what the hell were we thinking?