I'm.not.a.newspaper; I.can't.be.read
I'm not the weather; I can't be predicted.
I'm not a pencil; I can't be borrowed.
I'm not an item; I can't be purchased.
I'm not a hairstyle; I can't be changed.
I'm not a soap opera; I don't do drama.
I'm not a game; I can't be played.
I'm not an animal; I can't be tamed.
I'm not a movie; I can't be rated
I'm.not.a.carpet; I.can't.be.walked.on
jock and i kill you.