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  1. imiss_yesterday imiss_yesterday
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 4:35pm UTC
    I'm.not.a.newspaper; I.can't.be.read
    I'm not the weather; I can't be predicted.
    I'm not a pencil; I can't be borrowed.
    I'm not an item; I can't be purchased.
    I'm not a hairstyle; I can't be changed.
    I'm not a soap opera; I don't do drama.
    I'm not a game; I can't be played.
    I'm not an animal; I can't be tamed.
    I'm not a movie; I can't be rated
    I'm.not.a.carpet; I.can't.be.walked.on
    jock and i kill you.

:)

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