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KaterinaHoran
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May 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC
Me every summer:
Is today Tuesday or Sunday?

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ChocoTaco
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May 19, 2013 3:05pm UTC
My little brother asked his friend what friendship was:
He replied with, "Friendship is when you steal my chocolate everyday from my bag... and yet I still keep it in the same place."

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Everybodydotheflop
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May 13, 2013 4:53pm UTC
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever
known.
If you do not know this song you need to get off the internet,
and go listen to Green Day for the rest of your life.

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ashley_mendola22
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May 17, 2013 9:34pm UTC
C'mon skinny love, just last the year.

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