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jazzie1220
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:50pm UTC

"ladies first"
is just a nice way of saying
let me look at your a** while you
walk infront of me.
Guys are so sneaky.

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emily202
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Theres always a "this ones for the girls"
So today lets talk to the witty guys
THIS IS FOR THE BOYS WHO...
Look at her and think "Why cant i make her mine?"
Feel like they have to do sports cuz they are streotyped to
Could care less about girls apperence
Stick to the girl that hurts them most but are to in love to let go
Wish their would parents would except them the way they are
know how to treat a girl
love to sing
love to dance
love sports
love anything that makes them to "different"
THIS ONES FOR THE BOYS YOU ARE LOVED!
♥♥♥
***girls fav so guys can see

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Soccersmith13
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:39pm UTC

When Someone catches you talking to yourself....

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LivLaughLuv16
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Dear girls,
quit trying to look like us in photos...
it's embarrassing to our species.
Sincerely, ducks ♥
nmf.

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icarly26
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:29pm UTC

"You look beautiful today"
"What, did I not look beautiful yesterday?"
Girls always have to find something bad in a sincere compliment. Have you ever thought that maybe you're hurting HIS feelings?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I never understood why people cheat
If you don't want to be with a person,
then break up with them.
It's not complicated,
you are just a selfish person
and there's no excuse for it.

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ApocalypticZombieEater
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 11:00am UTC

The awkward moment when you're in world geography class and you're studying the K2 mountains and Hindu Kush in India. Am i the only one that wonders?

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BellaSwan14
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 8:41am UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit SOCCERfreak20(:
heard it from my teacher

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GorgeousGirl
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 9:11am UTC

I love you.
Hi.
nmq/nmf
Holy cow. You just said "Hi" to me. Kinda freaking out!
Hey. What's up?
Just freaking out with my bestfriend next to me that you and me are talking!
Nothing.
nmq/nmf
We should get to together and do something. Like cuddle and watch a scary movie so I can hold you tight! I hate doing nothing it gets so boring. Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes, I do. You are my boyfriend and you love me and I love you. Not really but I really do like you.
Nope. Do you have a girlfriend?
nmq/nmf
Yes, I do. You are my girlfriend and you love me and I love you. I really like you. I hate being single in reality.
Nope. Being single is nice.
Crap. He likes being single! We will never to together!
What do you mean?
nmq/nmf
Half the time when people are in relationship they are fake.
I'd never be fake.
nmq/nmf
Me too.
Wow. We'd make a perfect couple. Haha ;)
nmq/nmf
Well. Both of us our single.
ASK ME OUT!
Yeah...
nmq/nmf
Wanna go out.
I'm drinking a milk shake.
mine ♥

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Just because I don't talk to you,
doesn't mean I still don't think about you. I'm just distancing myself because I know,
I can't have you.

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I FEEL LIKE
the most annoying person on this world.

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livcon9
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

O
Awkwardly waiting at your desk for someone to pass in their
test before you so you don't look like you rushed..

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greenrobot99
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:22pm UTC

That awkward moment..
When you are at a family reunion and someone is like "youve grown so much!" and you are like who in the hell are you!?

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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theater101
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?
Mind if I test it with a wet wipe?
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Format by twilightgirl995

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zebracase
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:35pm UTC

And who else thinks iTunes
should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
just me?♥
n o t m i n e

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 12:29am UTC

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This Is A Socially Awkward Penguin

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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