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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tayla_d tayla_d
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    i'm standing right here in front of you
    &i think i love you too.

    nmf.

  3. romance_in_paris romance_in_paris
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Saying I love you isn't hard
    saying I love you and mean it is

  4. KellBell11 KellBell11
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    When I was six,
    The only thing a boy broke was
    my brother breaking my
    crown.

  5. MyHomiesBeKrunk MyHomiesBeKrunk
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    so i've been thinking
    we should maybe just run away
    from here with
    NO INTENTION OF
    COMING BACK.♥

  6. MyNameIsDucky88 MyNameIsDucky88
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    THAT FML MOMENT,
    When you set your alarm for 9 AM because you have to get up early to hang with a friend,
    and then you wake up at 11 the next morning
    and realize you set it for 9 PM.

  7. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Confession #14
    The thing that I want the most is what I have the least chance of getting.
    I've never felt like I fit in with my family or where I live. Honestly, my best friend is either the riding instructor at my barn, or my dog at this point. >.<
    this is why I'm getting the hell outa here as soon as I can.
    mf♥

  8. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    ohai gorgeous:)
    I don't have a twitter.
    »»»or a tumblr.
    So I'm not asking for follows.
    Or faves.
    I don't have some sob story to tell.
    I'm not asking anyone to pray for anyone.
    &This isn't any funny quote from some well known tv show.
    actually, this quote has absolutely NO purpose.
    But if you fave it you might just get something nice written on your profile & a follow ;D
    **lotsa love xo♥

  9. ciiaaraa ciiaaraa
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    imagine you were on your deathbed
    & your last words were ;
    "I left a million dollars in the..." ♥

  10. mhsoccer1224 mhsoccer1224
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    what am i supposed to do,
    when the best part of me was always you?♥
    nmf

  11. lvitale09 lvitale09
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    When I walk into Hollister
    1. I put my earplugs in
    2. I grab my flashlight
    & 3. I go straight to the clearance section

  12. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    I swear it's the
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lie lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
    lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. WhatsMyName WhatsMyName
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    That hot guy moment;
    when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. ♥

  14. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one that
    Used to sing all the time on the toilet when I was little
    ♥♥♥

  15. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Today my mom asked me
    to febreeze the house. being the lazy person that i am, i taped THE FEBREEZE BOTTLE'S CLUTCH NOZZLE THING DOWN SO IT WAS CONTINUOUSLY SPRAYING.I THEN PROCEEDED TO TAPE IT TO MY CAT.I SLAPPED HIS BUTT AND HE RAN AROUND THE HOUSE FEBREEZING.
    tHE NEXT DAY MY MOM COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY FEBREEZE JOB.
    MLIA.
    ♥♥♥

  16. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    the women who don't seek attention
    are usually the women you need to
    be giving your attention to
    - will smith

  17. katie61696 katie61696
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    ;
    type here
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Snooki's relationships last longer than yours.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:12pm UTC

    Life is so unpredictable
    Yesterday he's a stranger
    now he owns my heart

  19. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    Girls were made with hearts so they could fall in love
    Guys were made with dicks so they could make love.
    That's why guys never feel heartbreak the way we do
    and a girl's most fragile body part is her heart not her genitals. ♥
    nmf

  20. madiameliamoench madiameliamoench
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:35pm UTC
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