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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I miss you.
    You miss me?Then find a damn day and come see me.Pick up your phone and call me.Use your fingers and text me.Make yourself show me,because saying that and doing nothing to fix it is pointless.
    nmq/nmf

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    i'm not saying she's a hoe...
    i'm just saying that she's been on more wieners than heinz ketchup.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:01am UTC
    "WHY?!"
    "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
    Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
    NOT MY QUOTE

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    I've made mistakes,
    life didn't come
    with instructions.
    .

  7. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
    Nike Condoms: Just do it.
    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
    California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
    Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
    M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
    *saw it online (:

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I want someone who'll save my texts
    just to look at them when he misses me.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  9. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  10. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    DAMNN YOU'RE HOT!!
    Brrr, you're cold.♥


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 9:43am UTC
    I'm So Glad
    I met you this year. you made 2011 worthwhile ♥

  13. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    "Age is just a number!"
    "Yeah so is 911 you pedophile..."

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 10:55am UTC
    Those Conversations
    l a t e a t n i g h t w i t h y o u r b e s t f r i e n d s , w h e n y o u t e l l e a c h o t h e r everything.♥
    k a k a k a t i e

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:17pm UTC
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  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 11:32am UTC
    I've Changed So Much,
    it's scary. but hey, it happens. life happens. boys break hearts,
    friendships get tested, & the people who you thought would always be
    there for you decide to walk out of your life at the worst moment possible

  17. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:52am UTC
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  18. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    for every day, i miss you. for every hour i need you.
    for every minute, i feel you. for every second, i want you. forever, i love you. ♥

  19. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    maybe i'm scared because you mean more to me
    than any other person. you're everything i think about, everything i want. ♥

  20. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    right when i get you off my mind,
    some little small thing reminds me of you, and i catch myself smiling. ♥

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