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  1. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    ;
    A message to all my
    * Haters
    i keep it real & thats a promise
    i may be whatever you call me , but i'm honest. when i walk by , you stop and stare. well, keep looking
    'cause i don't care
    i have my own life & style , not trying to please you or smile. when it comes to competition, you're out. so shut your hatin' self,
    And Keep Me Out Of Your Mouth.

  2. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    I wonder what boys play more;
    Black Ops or Girls ♥

  3. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    So maybe,
    i'll just make a movie & hire him to love me. ♥

  4. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:21pm UTC
    That
    AWKWARD
    Moment When
    Your dad
    &Boyfriend:
    Meet for the
    FIRST TIME.
    ♥♥♥
    not my format;.

  5. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 12:44pm UTC
    ** * * * * * ** **
    Dear Heart,
    i met a boy today,
    prepare to shatter.
    ** * * * * * ** **

  6. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 2:50pm UTC
    when girls look at a keyboard they see "u & i"
    When boys look they see "i & Op"s

  7. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    i speak the truth;
    but i guess that's a foreign language to ya'll

  8. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    "that song is so old"
    so is your mom
    and you still listen to her!

  9. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    //and i honestly think
    Your face
    is the worlds best comeback ♥

  10. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    I'm so hot
    [you'll probably]
    catch a tan
    when your around me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    I had a dream that
    Charlie Sheen and Rebecca Black
    were in a boxing match together.
    Charlie won.
    M.L.I.A

  14. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    i'll be layin on the couch,
    Just chillin' in my snuggie
    Click to MTV,
    So they can teach me how to dougie
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  15. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
    Don't worry about her
    she's as cold as a toilet
    seat in the morning .
    ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

  16. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    When you're eating dinner at your friends
    house and the foods horrible so your just
    kinda sitting there staring at the food, and
    their parents are like "is the food bad?"
    and your like
    "no i'm just not hungry"

  17. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    « You said that
    we would be together
    forever
    but i guess forever isn't
    as long as it*
    used to be.

  18. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    AND UP uNTIL NOW
    i had sworn to
    myself that i'm
    //CONTENT
    with loneliness.

  19. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    Girls love,
    abb's as much as boys love boobs.♥

  20. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    That feeling
    when your crush says "i have to ask you something" .♥

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