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kikass
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July 3, 2012 3:28pm UTC
& I am so
llosing my
virginity
in the bed of a
pickup.(:

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Bravosierra*
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July 27, 2012 1:58pm UTC
How to make a Unicorn.
1. Find a rhino .
2. Find Edward Cullen.
3. Have Edward bite the Rhino.
4. Now the transition is complete. This unicorn has horns, is pale, and sparkles.

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Colette*
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July 6, 2012 2:25pm UTC
Hi! I'm a bra. I touch your girlfriend's boobs daily. Jealous yet?(;

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hushsound34
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June 23, 2012 3:12pm UTC
I f*cked up.
I GET IT.
But you know what?
I don't regret it.

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hushsound34
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June 27, 2012 1:30am UTC
Sometimes it feels like I say it too much.
Sometimes it feels like I don't say it enough.
I love you.

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