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1. XtryXtoXbreakXmyXheartX
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2010 7:29pm UTC
   I would slap you right now;
   but that'd be
   animal abuse.
   
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2. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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3. annievolk16
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2011 11:27pm UTC
   I hate it when
   You're painting your nails
   And they look great
   But then BAM!
   SMUDGE.
   
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4. elli7777
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2010 7:12pm UTC
   Roses are red. Violets are blue. Candy is sweet. And so are you. But the roses are wilting. And the violets are dead. The candy-bowl is empty, and so is your head.
   
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5. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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6. xlifeisamazeofhopesanddreamsx
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   September 13, 2010 7:02pm UTC
   Dear Algebra teachers,
   finding " X " is for pirates.
   Sincerely, The ninjas.
   
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7. Hazel_Eyes_09
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   September 13, 2010 6:44pm UTC
   ohh wittyy,
   always having to
   distract girls from
   doing their homework.
   
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8. xoSummerxo123
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2010 2:55pm UTC
   Today..
   in math class, a kid ask the teacher to do a problem for him , the teacher grabs the paper
   and says "oh no that's way to big I'm not doing it" & then said "that's what she said"
   MLIA
   ^^ true story (; Made my life:D FAVE (:
   
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9. gobigorgohome
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2010 3:06pm UTC
   "dude your so gay."
   if you think about it, why is that an insult ?
   
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10. SabrinaWitty
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    Why,
    do I find you so cute?
    Why,
    does my heart melt when you smile at me?
    Why,
    do I love it when you give me silly nicknames?
    Why,
    do I get excited whenever you speak to me, even if it is just to ask a stupid question?
    Why,
    do I have to drool when you walk past?
    Why,
    do I always think of you when listening to a love song?
    Why,
    do I love you so much?
    
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11. Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 8:28am UTC
    & love is evil, spell it backwards
    I'll show ya .
    ♥
    
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13. chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 6:04am UTC
    If I was
    "16 And Pregnant"
    I'd get a slap, not a TV show.
    
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14. BEYOUtiful
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    When you come to school with a huge poof in your hair,
    And all your friends yell "SNOOKIE!"
    ♥
    
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15. BEYOUtiful
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:12pm UTC
    ..............................
    Keeping My
    Eye On The World
    And My Mind In the Sky
    ..............................
    
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16. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. BEYOUtiful
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    Can't Live without you by my side, Baby.
    
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18. BEYOUtiful
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    They say what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, but I cant Be without you any longer,♥ ♥
    
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19. BEYOUtiful
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    Woah;
    I find you rather attractive ♥
    
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20. _MrsZ_Montana_
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 12:02pm UTC
    ♥ Dear Heart,
    I met a boy today.
    Prepare to shatter xxx
    
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