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michael52312
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July 29, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Kiss the kissers
Love the lovers
And play the players

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Ariluvsyuh
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Boy:I Wanna Write "I Miss You" On A Rock And Throw It At Your Face So You Know How Much It Hurts To Miss You
Girl:...
I HOPE YOU GET THE POINT HERE >.<

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Nat♥*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Always Happens
You:~Turn to him covertly~
And your friend:
Turns the face as like a exorcist

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QuoteMyLife
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

Dear Children,
When you look under your bed for monsters, what are you going to do if you find one?

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BatmanChick18
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 12:28am UTC

A baby's laughter is the most beautiful sound you'll ever hear. Unless its 3 A.M.
You're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC

There are six basic types of fear.
1. terror
2: panic
3. 3 text messages and fourteen missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
6: internet connecction unavailable

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smallchick105
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 9:18pm UTC

The stars don't nearly shine as bright as your smile❤

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:11pm UTC

grandma: do you want me to knit you anything
me: a boyfriend

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its_me_shel
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:58am UTC

i want a boyfriend
not because i want to do any of that
romantic stuff
just so i got someone to drive me to
mcdonalds
when i get hungry

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Hush Little Baby
Don't you cry,
Don't cut your arms,
Don't say goodbye.
Put down the razor,
Put down the light,
It may be hard
but you'll win this fight.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 11:17pm UTC

My computer is basically useless, if im not connected to the internet.
(just me?)

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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rosieisodd
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC

It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.

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emileeashly
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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runningforeverr
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November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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