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brown_eyed_girl19
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 12:35pm UTC

The other day,
I got erasers shaped like food.There was a pizza, fries, and a cake.
My cousins came over a few days later.
My six year old cousin put the cake shaped eraser in her mouth and said,
"The little cake tastes bad."
She took it out of her mouth and put it in the trash can.
I decided to put a note next to the pizza and fries that says,
"Do not eat".

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xoiitstayyxo
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 12:41pm UTC

in a world of fruitloops;
be a cheerio. (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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carlyissingle
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 10:40pm UTC

& Am I The Only One...
who still *->giggles<-*
when the ketchup
farts?
favor if you do too ;D

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simplelovexx
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 11:11pm UTC

&+ what makes her happy?
maybe a boyfriend.
but me?
all it takes is an
animal cracker (:

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Emmyxx03
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 11:42am UTC

Me:Knock Knock!
Matt: who's there?
Me:Brittany Spears!
Matt:Brittany Spears who?
Me:Knock Knock!!
Matt:um...who's there?
Me:Oops I Did It Again!!!!!!
Matt:....i dont get it?
Me: Ugh...nvm!
5 minutes later...
Matt(bursting out laughing): ohhh!!!...dude! haha i get it now!!
HAAAA oh matt<3 You are a funny bro...lol.

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kiikiix23
posted a quote
July 27, 2009 12:36am UTC

Today, I was taking a shower
and noticed that "HELP"
was written on the wall in the condensation.
I was worried that
there was a ghost in need/watching
me shower until i remembered
that I wrote it on the wall the
last time I was there so that
it scared my sister the next
time she showered.
That plan backfired.
MLIA
p

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SimplyCydney
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 5:38am UTC

any boy who thinks he understands girls
is severely confused.
and any girl who understands boys,
is a saint.

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xkisses19
posted a quote
July 29, 2009 10:32pm UTC

WAIT,
I wonder what happen`s when Bella get`s her period .
:|

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Ashells24
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 10:33pm UTC

There was a bug
[[crawling]] across my screen
and i kept clicking on it
with my mouse
((to try and))
Kill it.!

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xoFadingFreakxo
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 1:26pm UTC

Today,
at work I saw a customer
looking around awkwardly
making sure no one was around
them. I thought they were shoplifting
so I followed them and waited over in the
next aisle. All of a sudden I heard a chain of farts.
It was hard to control my laugh.
MLIA :)

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_flamie_
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 2:22pm UTC

Today I saw a door that said
" s t a i r w a y "
on it. I felt like putting a sign
Underneath that said
"t o h e a v e n"
Then I realized I was in a
hospital, and that would
Be a bad idea.
MLIA.

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RadioactiveDating
posted a quote
July 27, 2009 5:18pm UTC

Today, I was eating a bunch of grapes
w h e n I c a m e a c r o s s a l i t t l e b a b y g r a p e .
I thought it was too cute to eat so I left it.
Then I felt bad because I'd already eaten its mommy and daddy,
So I ate it too.

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xXTwilightlvrXx1901
posted a quote
July 27, 2009 2:29pm UTC

A husband asks;;
Why do you weep and sniffle over a t.v program
and the [ imaginary sadness ] of people you have never met?!
Wife replies;; For the same reason you *scream
and yell* when a man you don't even know makes a .:touchdown:.
**♥ **

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loveisthemovementx
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 8:55pm UTC

Today
I went out to eat with my family.
The amazingly cute waiter
gave me my food first.
It made me feel
special.
MLIA

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XoQueen_of_KingsX3
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 1:55pm UTC

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OceanWavesxx
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 12:53pm UTC

Every time I hear his name, my heart skips a beat
Whenever he comes around, all I can do is smile.
All the ladies love him, and all the parents hate him.
H e ' s t h e p e r f e c t s u m m e r b o y .
Oh, sweetie, don't flatter yourself. I was talking about
the ice cream man!

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sian_glitter
posted a quote
July 27, 2009 2:14pm UTC

Today at the mall, a song came on that I liked.
I sang one line,
my sister sang the next,
and a stranger continued the chain.
I feel like I started a musical.
MLIA :D

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omgshutup
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 11:48pm UTC

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X0iRiShSwEeTiEX0
posted a quote
July 30, 2009 8:30am UTC

so,iwaswalkingaroundschooloneday;;
when the popular girl apparently thought i was coming
up to her to talk, so she said "what do you want?'
and i simply replied,
"Your Head. On a Platter."
and walked away.

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