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xobabyjay24xo
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November 6, 2011 5:49pm UTC
Dear Tummy,
Sorry about all the butterflies lately.
It's not my fault.. it's his.
♥

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shopperchick33
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September 19, 2011 6:59pm UTC
If Cinderella's shoes fit so perfectly,
why did it fall off? ♥♥♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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OpenSecrets8
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September 19, 2011 5:00pm UTC
I love my ringtone. . .
But when it rings in public, I'm embarrassed
♥

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