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  1. LetsWalkAwayFromThisHell LetsWalkAwayFromThisHell
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    ♥ Hello my beautiful Witty friends ♥
    A few other Witty girls and I decided to make a facebook page for all of you.
    It's called "Wittians Trying To Stop Self-Harm"
    Even if you don't self harm, it would be great if you could like the page to show support :)
    We haven't posted much yet (because we just made the page today), but we will soon!
    Here's the URL to the page: http://www.facebook.com/WittiansTryingToStopSelfHarm

  2. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  3. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  5. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  6. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  7. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  8. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  9. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you're trying to post a quote
    but you don't know what category to put it in.

  10. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    I'm not sorry that I'm not a double zero, or a supermodel. I'm not sorry I have scars. I'm not sorry that I'm not perfect, and I shouldn't have to be.
    c0f93996-3a2f-4636-9651-2d793222a2e0
    1.03.0 ju1

  11. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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  14. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 1:04am UTC
    Brother: Are you okay?
    Me: No.
    Brother: Don't cry...
    Me: )':
    Brother: *Hugs/Messes up hair*


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  16. Karapadamori Karapadamori
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Hey well is it weird to use my friends as a muse for love scenes in my book when she has a boyfriend.

  17. Karapadamori Karapadamori
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Our meeting was an accident. Our love was on purpose.

  18. Karapadamori Karapadamori
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only One #2:
    Who thinks that women on there Period, that are in the military should have a machine gun and be put on the front line

  19. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I'm living for the only thing I know,
    I'm running and not quite sure where to go,
    And I don't know what I'm diving into,
    Just hanging by a moment here with you.

  20. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Sometimes there are really
    great people on Omegle.

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