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  1. howphunny howphunny
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    August 20, 2012 10:33am UTC
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  2. howphunny howphunny
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    August 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC
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  3. howphunny howphunny
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    August 28, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    That Hipster Moment When: You can't find your favorite song on itunes.
    Series?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. purple_flower purple_flower
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    August 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Say no to drugs!
    then again, if you talking to drugs, you're
    probably already on drugs.

  6. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
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    July 19, 2012 1:18am UTC
    What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback.
    ~Destery Moore

  7. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
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    July 26, 2012 5:13am UTC
    I love Invader Zim.

  8. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:35am UTC
    When someone laughs
    so hard they fart.

  9. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:10am UTC
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    Smosh,
    watch them.

  10. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Me to the internet before school starts:
    Me: I miss you sooooo faaaaaaar!
    Me: CAUSE THE HARDEST PART OF THIS IS LEAVING YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

  11. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
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    August 5, 2012 3:53am UTC
    Nebraska. I woke up and the fan in my room was off. I got up to turn it back on, after that I went back to bed. I couldn't fall back asleep. So, I got up, turned on the lamp and grabbed my mp3. I looked at the wall and saw what I thought was a centipede. I was scared so I looked at the ceiling and saw three huge spiders crawling around on the ceiling. I freaked out and stood in the doorway and watched them. I was shaking. they crawled down the wall, and dissapeared. I ran into the family room in the basement and sat on the cowch trembling. I put on my headphones and jammed out for about an hour. My sister came downstairs to use the bathroom. She saw me sitting there and asked me what happened. I told her about the spiders. So, she let me come and chill out in her room upstairs. Thank you Hanna! you saved me form spiders!

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