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VinnieLavini

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Member Since: 27 Jun 2012 05:54am

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Birthday: November 10

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VinnieLavini
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:48am UTC

Hey,
I'm on the Hogwarts Express this first year Neville I think has lost his toad... Have you seen it?
Thanks
Hermione

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VinnieLavini
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September 1, 2012 8:42am UTC

Checklist
✔Cauldron
✔Robes
✔Books
✔Quils
✔Parchment
✔Wand
✔Owl
✔Hogwarts Express Ticket
That's right I'm going back to school

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VinnieLavini
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September 1, 2012 8:38am UTC

Conversation I just heard on the Hogwarts Express
Boy one: "I'm Ron by the way, Ron Wealsey
Boy Two:"I'm Harry Potter. Your sister will bear my children

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VinnieLavini
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September 1, 2012 8:35am UTC

Sorry won't be on witty for a while, just about to catch the Hogwarts Express...
And everyone knows you can't use muggle items at Hogwarts because of all the magic...
Sorry, oh and I might not be on after that becasue I'll be in Azkaban for revealing the wizarding world.
Merlins beard will the ministry be bad, hope I don't see that "toad faced" Umbridge

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VinnieLavini
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August 28, 2012 5:39am UTC

I went to the second page of google shocking right!

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VinnieLavini
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August 25, 2012 11:04pm UTC

Checkin out the resort we'llbe stayin at looks good and the best news is...
FREE WI-FI
well that'll be my holiday!

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VinnieLavini
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August 23, 2012 8:37am UTC

Who else stayed up til 10:00PM to watch1D's big announcement
There song live while we're young will be released on Spetember 30th but midnight tonight you'll be able to pre order it!!!
Watch it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQ8Dg1B_7E&feature=g-all-u

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VinnieLavini
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August 16, 2012 5:15am UTC

*December 21st 2012*
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: Um, I didn't do it...?
Teacher: Why not?
Student: Cause i thought the world was gonna end...
nmq

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VinnieLavini
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August 16, 2012 5:07am UTC

Watching predictions for 21st of December 2012
FUNNY

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VinnieLavini
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August 16, 2012 2:26am UTC

In convo with little sister
Sister: Oh no I gotta go
Me: Where to
Sister: To read
Me: Read What
Sister: The dictionary OMG what the hell do you think I'm gonna read!!!

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VinnieLavini
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August 15, 2012 6:43am UTC

Convo With Mum
Me:Vas Happening
Me:do you know why I say that?
Mum: No
Me: Cause Zayn says it
Mum: Whose Zayn
Me: From One Direction God
Mum: Is he God?
Me: No... that's Harry

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VinnieLavini
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August 12, 2012 5:04am UTC

There's nothing worse then running out of hot water just as you put the shampoo in your hair

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VinnieLavini
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August 8, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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VinnieLavini
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August 8, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Coca Cola went to town,
Pepsi Max knocked him down.
Doctor Pepper picked him up,
now we're drinking 7up.
7up got the flu,
now we're drinking Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain,
now we're drinking Cherry Fountain.
Cherry Fountain caught a flea,
Fanta cried and jumped with glee.
Tango goes and sees a fairy,
now we're drinking Logan Berry.
Logan Berry said, 'OH DEAR!'
now we're drinking Root Beer.
Root Beer what a joke,
now we're back to drinking coke.

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VinnieLavini
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August 8, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Hufflepuff will comfort
Ravenclaw will help
Gryffindor will seek
Slytherin did the crime.

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VinnieLavini
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August 8, 2012 12:48am UTC

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.
Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.

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VinnieLavini
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC

When Life Gives You Lemons...
Give Them Back & Ask For Carrots

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VinnieLavini
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August 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC

❒ Become a sparkly vampire. ❒ Win the Hunger Games. ✔ Receive your Hogwarts acceptance letter.

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VinnieLavini
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July 31, 2012 10:36pm UTC

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY
nmq

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VinnieLavini
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July 31, 2012 10:05pm UTC

I'm at home sick today
:(
I feel bad that I'm not at school is that weird?

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