Witty Profiles

Trevor11_11

PurplePinkDreams
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May 13, 2012 12:08pm UTC
Boy: I want you to suck my dick.
Girl: I can't suck your personality. This is physically impossible.
nmf/nmq, i saw this on tumblr.

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victoriarox101
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May 13, 2012 1:21am UTC
comment if your 18 or older
fav if you are 17 and under..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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hollycheer
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April 22, 2012 11:30pm UTC
But
Even
The
Sun
Sets
In
Paradise*

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RainDancer96
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April 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
Typing "LOL" when you're face has less expression than Kristen Stewart.
If it's possible....

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Trevor11_11
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April 19, 2012 7:47pm UTC
I HAVE FRIENDS!
.....on facebook
Format by Sandrasaurus

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storyaboutagirl
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August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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