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  1. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:25am UTC
    disney channel memories #1
    Arwin: You know what they say, you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friend's nose.
    fave for a series?

  2. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Disney channel memories#2
    Miley: Oh yeah, phoney?
    Lilly, cause your game stinks like baloney
    Miley: That's been sitting in your locker all aloney
    Lilly; Right next to the..the..the..
    Miley: the melted ice cream coney
    Lilly;girl, you are in the zoney!

  3. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:37am UTC
    Disney channel memories#3
    London: Moseby, which of the following phrases seem most smartical?
    Moseby:The one that doesn't use the word "Smartical".

  4. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    I don't always get asked out on a date.
    but when I do, it's April 1st.

  6. carringtonmorgan carringtonmorgan
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click the heart,
    and ill rate you 1-10
    :)

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Sometimes I want to go to another country
    just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    There's an airline called Virgin Airlines,
    but I never use them. Who wants to fly on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

  9. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Reasons I don't have a boyfriend #1
    Normal people: Hey:)
    Me: HMU! BTW I'm a pedophile:)

:)

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