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Breeze
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August 24, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Once, I walked in on a girl playing a guitar
and she told me how she once
broke her G string while fingering A minor.
I laughed so hard <3

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xnicolex7
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July 28, 2011 11:57am UTC

»If I Die Young,
BURY ME IN SATIN
-Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
»Send me away
With the words of a love song♥
-THE BAND PERRY

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoLovexo6
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August 12, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Don't tell me who my ex is with.
I feel sorry for both.
She; gets my sloppy seconds
And he....
→ Lowers his standards

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rachelinaballerina98
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August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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livvxyourxlifeee
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 4:40pm UTC

When you have to pee
5% actually go to the bathroom.
95% announce your necessity to urinate.
nmq- just thought it was hysterical xD

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taaylor
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 11:16pm UTC

The best way to
confuse a boy
is to wear a bra
that hooks
in the front.

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mebemegan
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August 11, 2011 5:17pm UTC

First week of school; Super tan & Cute outfits.
Last week of school; Pale & Wearing sweatpants.
(:

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imonthepursuitofhappiness
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August 11, 2011 5:15pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When your toys make 3 movies behind your back

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babiiigurll97
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August 11, 2011 10:35am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when the moment isn't awkward ....

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 10:29am UTC

I love how Phineas and Ferb.
never go to school
but still know how to build all these contraptions♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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PlanetCoolKids
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 5:10pm UTC

Yesterday I
broke my leg,
now I'm like royalty in my house.
Score!

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KatieStokerxx
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 12:46pm UTC

I'm tired
of being the only one
who makes an effort
to keep a conversation going.

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HabiiBa
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August 10, 2011 3:26pm UTC

You know you're addicted to witty when:
When you call it Witty instead of Wittyprofiles.

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procrastinator_heckyeahh
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 6:11pm UTC

two yea rs ag o today;
My sister died; She was 16.
I don't wanna be 'strong' anymore.
I want to lay down and cry.
Because I miss her, so much.
if you read this, pray for me or something.</3
format credit to Too_Much_Love

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loosiegoosie
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 10:08am UTC

○
Hey,
Summer's not over yet..
Its onlyJuly 41st
Yeah that's right..
Get at me bro

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kristiXmorrison
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 11:20am UTC

looking at little girls and saying...
when she gets older, she's going to be gorgeous.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Alexishappy
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 11:53am UTC

Remove all the vowels from female and you get "FML."
Remove all the vowels from boys and you get "BS."

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