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EverlastinFood*
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April 1, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Lets give it up for the mairnes
Giving there life's to protect
this country
They have my support
100%
God bless them
♥

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kirosame21
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April 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Admit It,
When you were a kid, you used to sing,
"A B C D E F G, H I J K
ELEMENO P."

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DiaryofJane
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April 1, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Having a best guy friend doesn't mean you're in love. It means you'll have a punching bag when you break up with your boyfriend and they won't get mad.
<3
nmf

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Roxee1313
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April 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles :
1. Boil Water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
Like A Boss.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahisdaname
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April 1, 2012 6:07pm UTC

&WHO ELSE;
THINKS THERE SHOULD BE AN 'AWKWARD' CATEGORY?

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collapse*
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April 1, 2012 6:26pm UTC

me: can you sign this Zayn?
Zayn: sure . .
me: thanks . .
Zayn: is that a . .
me: a marriage contract . .
Zayn: but
me: too late

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taaylorr
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April 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Don't worry girl,
you'll find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara♥.

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gtills12
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April 1, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, guess what?!
Mom: What?
Me: I have friends!
Mom: Really?!
Me: No, April fools.

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
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April 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC

What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

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codaa024
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 5:49pm UTC

When someone asks you whats up
Nothing much you? <------- doing them = Embarassment.
Nothing much, you? <------- Good job. :D
G R A M M E R S A V E S Y O U F R O M E M B A R A S S M E N T .

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ForeverAlonex437
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March 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Forever Alone #1
when your only friday night dates are your
computur, bed, and tv.

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NikkiBeKillin
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March 11, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Google
Beautiful Girls
Search About 5,780,000 results (0.32 seconds)
Did you mean: All the girls on Wittyprofiles.com?

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nicolemarie28
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March 11, 2012 5:49pm UTC

There is always
A little truth behind every
"just kidding"
A little knowledge behind every
"i dont know"
A little emotion behind every
"I dont care"
And a little pain behind every
"its okay"

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astarPearl
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 7:29am UTC

girls go to collage to get more knowledge
boys go to jupiter to get more stuipider
fave if you remember your childhood
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 7:02am UTC

►Play The Moments
▌▌Pause The Memories
■ Stop The Pain
◄◄Rewind The Happiness.

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OneTime
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March 10, 2012 6:16am UTC

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TimothyJames
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March 7, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Hey guys it's me...
Since I posted the 'Quote' about my week left with cancer, It've been four days, I've spent them well thanks to everyone who asked. I read every single comment on the quotes and in my comment section, And they actually made me cry. Yes i'm a guy and you managed to make me cry... I was sitting at home during this night where I can't sleep because I fear I'd die, there's only 3 days left of the week and I can go at anytime. I don't want to go but i'm being removed from this world, I'm sure God has a reason for that.
Thank you everyone for the nice words you've left, I'll listen to the advice you've gave, I'll try to keep fighting but I know I'll loose:(. Even though we've never met...
I love you all. Even though I'm dying of Cancer I have actually donated all my money to cancer research, I don't want nobody to go the way i'm leaving this world. You all deserve to live! I wish you all the best for your futures:)
Well my mum is calling now, When I get back in like 5 minutes i'll respond to some of your comments<3.

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