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Crissy619
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Joke of the Day:
Why does the computer keep
singing Someone Like You?
Because its a dell!;)
Like if you get it!

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barrelracingbabe
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Turn me on, and i'll suck anything you want for no cost.......Thats right i'm a vacum
You pervs you (;

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC

When I find out a guy likes me..
A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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deeliiicious
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 7:24am UTC

i wonder what it
feels like to be one of
those pretty girls that
all guys want.
A UNICORN

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poohbear102396
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 4:24pm UTC

l☮♥(=
fave if you see it

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gracegreene
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:09pm UTC

awww he's so cute when he's BREATHING ♥

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PastIsPast
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC

" you're ABCDEFGHIJK .♥ " " what's that ?" " attractive brilliant cute darling elegant funny gorgeous & hot . " " what's IJK? " " i'm just kidding . " ♥

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younghomielovelife
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 4:49pm UTC

12th graders: ewh 11th graders.11th graders: ewh 10th graders.10th graders: ewh 9th graders.9th graders: ewh middle schoolers. middle schoolers: ewh elementary kids.elementary kids: ewh babies. babies: ewh fetus.fetus: ewh wait how am i talking

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ShesInLove
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Why do we spend our nights on witty.?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside & mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Beauty
isn't measured
in pounds

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xobelievexo
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 7:02am UTC

What flickering lights mean:
❒ Something electric
✔ The hash-slinging-slasher.

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teenager_posts

posted a quote
January 30, 2012 9:07am UTC

TeenagerPost#096
That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking.
nmq.nmf,

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