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Stuck_In_Love

Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Hello female wittian. How's your day been today?
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
No problem ;) the only thing productive I do iLife is pray for people on witty so it's always nice to have someone say thanks!
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
I read your profile. I didn't know what insomania was so I looked it up on webmd. Turns out I have chronic insomania. At least I know that what happens to me isn't normal, and there are others like me out there.
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Hello pedo bear. Just be warned that I am fully trianed and can kill you in one swift movement. Not so fun being a pedo is it?
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Now you are the one being followed. I am fully trianed and can kill you in one swift movement. I do not care about the fact that you are in a van. Because if you try and offer me a ride I will kill you and steal your van. Not so fun being a pedo anymore is it now?
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
You're not following me, but I'm following you. I am fully trained and can easily kill you in one swift movement. Your knife is now rendered useless.
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
What do ya know! Another freaking stalker -_-
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Thanks :)
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Sure... Keep telling yourself that...
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Thanks :)
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
If you're stalking me then you should know what some of my quotes are. But I doubt it. Because you are a fake stalker I am the real stalker. I'm not stalking you though. But none the less, I am stalking someone...
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
I've tried telling her once a long time ago that she did something that bothered me and then she flipped out on me about how she was just joking and I took it way out of context and then continued on about how I'm a horrible kid and I never clean the house and all I do is sleep. That last part is something she usually incorporates into every lecture. Yes, there are lots.
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Good to know.
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Dafuq?
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
Oh please tell me that secret you mentioned in your quote!! It can't be that bad, I promise you that telling a secret does not mean you will go to hell.
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Stuck_In_Love · 1 decade ago
I really hope you are just a random wittian and not the Becca I know in real life...
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