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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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May 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Cheesey Pick Up Lines
Are you Jamaican?
Cuz you're Jamaican me crazy (;
Should I start a series? 1 ♥ = YES

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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May 20, 2012 3:32pm UTC

I Have Decided
To get a top quote (:
I will comment until I get a top quote.
Yep.
This should be fun.
LET THE COMMENTING COMMENCE

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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August 5, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Highlight if you're a boy ♥,
Hmm.. you don't look like a boy!! Click the heart if you just highlighted it but you're a girl. ;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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omgitsmarielle1013
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August 5, 2011 12:36am UTC

HEY
you
YA you
favortie this
and
ill comment how goureous you are
and
follow you

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dominiqueeewale
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August 3, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Live, Laugh, Love.
Jeydon's POV
Part 5
“Since today and he is not trailer trash, if anything you are, you are such a dick." Janae sounded pretty mad, but she was cute when she was mad.
“Silence!” Mr. Jones was always late for French class, and he hardly ever spoke in English. " Tha We continued talking to Ken quietly.
“You want to go Ken? You’re just jealous because I can actually get a girlfriend and when I do she is actually pretty.” I wasn't about to let him insult my girlfriend.
“No thanks.” Ken said, in kinda a scared tone. Mr. Jones started teaching the lesson, it was boring as usual. Janae made this class that much better though.
We went down to Science class, we were starting a Chemistry experiment. “I dibs being your partner Janae” I said, making sure she would end up with me instead of Kayla. I grinned and gave her a kiss.
“Okay, I love you." She said, those three words were amazing to hear coming out of her mouth.
“Love you too.”
Our Science teacher came to our table to see how our experiment was going, we hadn't even started. “GET TO WORK YOU TWO!!! You’re a cute couple and all but finish your work then you can be all lovey-dovey.”
Science was my favourite class this semester, i mean come on Janae was in this class, how could it not be my favourite?
The bell rang at 3:20 and i made my way through the hundreds of people. I got to my locker, i didn't have any homework so i grabbed my hat and went to Janae's locker. Ken's locker was close to Janae's, he gave us a dirty look but honestly i didn't care.
She got her stuff and we walked out to the bus together. I saw Sam standing with Kayla. Sam didn't know we were dating yet. She looked surprised and started whispering something to Kayla.
"You talking about us?" I asked.
"Maybe, maybe not."
“Don’t lie, you were talking about us, what did you say?” I hated when people talked about me.
“I just said that I knew all along that you two would end up together.” I kinda knew it would happen too.
The bus came and we got on. I sat with Janae and Kayla sat in front of us with Justin.
The bus ride was awesome, we were all just joking around and having fun, until we got to Janae's stop. I didn't want her to leave.
"Stay on the bus with me." I said.
“Come over to my house, you can walk home later or we can give you a ride.” Sounded like a good idea to me.

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August 3, 2011 9:33pm UTC

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August 3, 2011 8:37pm UTC

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dominiqueeewale
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August 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Live, Laugh, Love.
Jeydon's POV
Part 2
I kinda just looked at her at first. OH MY GOSH, YES! "Yeah, sure." I didn't want to seem desperate.
"Okay." She had the hugest grin on her face. She started texting people, i could read it out of the corner of my eye, it said, "I'M SO EXCITED, GOING TO PROM WITH JEYDON!!!" It was cute.
We were at school now, Kayla ran to the front of the bus almost falling when the bus driver hit the brakes. Me and Janae stayed a bit behind her. When we got off the bus, we were walking together, i took her hand and we walked down the hallway together. Not a single person looked surprised.
I saw my ex-girlfriend, Alexis. She looked jealous, i could really care less what she thought, she broke up with me to go out with my best friend Kyle, i never really did like her much.
"I'm excited." I said, talking about prom. It IT IT
"Me too, i really like you." Janae said, I kinda always knew that she liked me, it was kind of obvious. Plus Ashley told me about it in grade 8, i just wasn't sure if she still did.
"I feel the exact same way." I gave her a big hug, and she went into English.
I had Math first period and i always sat with my best friends, Zac and Brady.
"Hey Jeydon, what's up?" Zac said to me.
"Nothing much, i'm going to prom with Janae." I said, with a huge grin on my face.
"I saw this coming." Brady said, they always used to bug me and say how much i loved her. I never actually told them how much i liked her.
Math and Shop seemed to drag on forever, i just wanted it to be lunch time so that i could see Janae.

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dominiqueeewale
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August 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC

Live, Laugh, Love.
Jeydon's POV
Part 1
I'm like one of the only people without a prom date. I'm probably not going to go if i don't get one. I was thinking about asking Janae, she is my best friend but I don't want to ruin our friendship. What if she doesn't feel the same way? She thinks that i think of her as a sister, but honestly it's all just a cover up. I really like her.
I woke up late, i had 10 minutes to get ready and get on the bus. I quickly threw on a Hollister shirt and a pair of jeans. I went into the bathroom and sprayed myself with some Axe fever. I fixed my hair and grabbed one of my hats.
I ran out to the bus stop, my sister Sam was already out there waiting for the bus. "Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Well I thought you could wake youself up, you're 15 years old." Sam said as she got on the bus. I got on the bus behind her and sat in the very back seat, as always.
The next stop was Kayla and Janae's, they got on the bus and Janae sat with me, she always did. Kayla sat in front of us. "Why are you so happy looking?" I asked Kayla, she was kind of creeping me out.
"Oh, no reason, i think Janae has something to ask you though." I was curious about what it was going to be.
"I was kinda wondering, if maybe you would, want to go to prom with me." She sounded relieved.

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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August 3, 2011 9:23pm UTC

I'm Hungary...
Maybe you should Czech the fridge?
Alrgiht, I'm Russian to the kitchen!!
Oh! Check and see if there's any Turkey!
Looks like we have some, but it's covered in Greece...
Ewwh, there is Norway you could eat that.

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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July 28, 2011 4:35pm UTC

Parents walk in while on the computer
*quickly goes to Google*
nmf

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:36pm UTC

AGENT P.
Fav if you just sang it like
Aa-gent
Peee!!

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 4:29pm UTC

Why can't you see
You belong with me ♥

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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July 29, 2011 10:53am UTC

The first Gay couple to get married in New York were finally recognized as a couple after 23 years of being together. Aged 76 and 85
L o v e h a s n o l i m i t s ♥

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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July 28, 2011 4:57pm UTC

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow!"
"Interrupting cow wh-"
MoOOOOOOOOOOOO!
nmf

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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July 29, 2011 11:07am UTC

Eww!! I hate this song!
*Starts singing*
CLICK THE HEART IF YOU DO THIS TOO!/ NMF

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Feeling your heart skip a beat, when you get a
text from him.
♥

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

Today I was helping my teacher after school, and her 8 year old son with down syndrome came as well. He kept whispering in her ear, and I could make out one whisper,
"She's beautiful." ♥

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
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August 2, 2011 9:12am UTC

A girls most sexy curve is her smile
♥

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