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1. pursuitofhappiness
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 8:39pm UTC
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2. xoxoCandyxoxo
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   February 14, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   Have you ever seen Jerry Sandusky, Lil Wayne, and an American Idiot
   all playing football together?
   ...well uh...I haven't.
   Siiiiiike. Yeah I have. (:
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. notyouraverageteenagegirl
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   February 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   today,
   a five year old asked me if i would be her valentine.
   made. my. day.
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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4. BuRnZy
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   February 14, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   Please remove the sugar from my buttocks
   
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5. OceanGetaway
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   February 14, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   Girl, cancel your subscription cause i am over your issue.
   ♥
   nmf
   
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6. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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7. betterbutterfly14
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   February 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   From blue, to pink, to purple, to blue, to pink?
   What's going on?
   Mind=Blowing
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. becca5
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   February 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   today is valentimes day I'm
   getting my lips all ready
   cause it's hard to take big bites of food with chapped lips.
   
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10. OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    One Direction fact #102
    Harry wants to name his first daughter Darcy.
    format by DamnnTaylerx
    
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11. OneDirection_Facts
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    February 14, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    One Direction fact #107
    Niall sat on his uncle's wedding cake when he was 5.
    format by DamnnTaylerx
    
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12. OneDirection_Facts
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    February 14, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #111
    Once Zayn saw a fan crying, and he pushed his way through the crowd to see if she's okay and go comfort her.
    format by DamnnTaylerx
    
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13. luckeyy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    how come all the people who get like, 1,000 likes on every quote they post, cant even think of quotes to put upp alot of the time??? am i the only one who knoticed this with almost half of the top quotes ive ever seen???
    
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. whishingheknew123
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Person you hate sneezes,,
    Everyone: Bless you!
    You: I hope that sickness kills you.
    
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16. Maryyyyy
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    February 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    When someone breaks up with you on Valentines Day
    and ur like Dude really?
    
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17. foreveryours61707
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    while everyones out with their boyfriend/girlfriend on valentines daay
    im on witty </3
    why not me?
    
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18. sarah_elizabeth
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    February 14, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    My Friends ~ "What outfit should i wear tonight ?!"
    Me ~ "What pillow should i cuddle with tonight ?" ..
    
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19. notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    happy tuesday!
    ...oh and
    valentines day
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
    
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20. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    The moment you get a brand new phone
    Then a better one comes out..
    
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