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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. tor_123 tor_123
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 7:46pm UTC
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  3. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:18am UTC
    One Direction at the Park:
    Paul: Alright boys we can hang out here for a while if you wa - HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE
    Harry: But..we just like...get on really...well
    Paul: For Christs sakes...LOUIS WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING
    Louis: THE BTCH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS PAUL I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING
    Paul: LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE LOUIS
    Louis: Paul stop being so rude -snaps fingers in z formation and walks out-
    Paul: Well at least the other boys are beha - NIALL WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?
    Niall:-points to couple enjoying picnic not noticing him- NIALLER LIKE A PUMA
    Zayn: I RAN UNDER A BRANCH AND NOW THERES LEAVES IN MY HAIR LIAM WHERES MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY QUIFF EW
    Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN! NIALL GIVE THE SANDWICH BACK! At least Liam isn't doing anything ba- WAIT WHAT
    Liam: -goes over to couple making out- What you two are doing is highly inappropriate . there are small children here, remember. be safe and use protection later. You'll thank me
    Harry: -to old woman- I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    Paul: This wasn't in my contract

  4. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC
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  5. xLizzIsAmazing xLizzIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote..

  6. harrysexystyles harrysexystyles
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    A note to all of the One Direction haters,
    Out of 200 quotes (top 24hrs, pgs.1-20) 16 quotes were about hating One Direction (8%) and 25 quotes were facts and other stuff about One Direction (12.5%). So haters, please go on to tell me about how witty has "8 continuous pages" of One Direction......that's what I thought.
    Sincerely,
    All Directioners.

  7. elprado01 elprado01
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC
    SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10)LOOK
    NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
    1) COWS
    2) ABOUT
    3) TALKING
    4) FOOL
    5) THIS
    6) GOT
    7) I
    8) LONG
    9) HOW
    10) LOOK
    NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
    1) COWS
    2)ABOUT
    3)TALKING
    4)FOOL
    5)THIS
    6)GOT
    7)I
    8)LONG
    9)HOW
    10)LOOK

  8. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    The tributes have been Reaped !
    all 24 tribute slots have been taken!
    I will notify you later on today of you've been Reaped.
    IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE IN THE GAMES, BUT
    ALL TRIBUTE SLOTS ARE TAKEN, CHECK OUT
    THIS QUOTE SO YOU CAN BE A MENTOR:
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5918561

  9. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    I prefer sweat pants over yoga pants.
    I prefer hoodies over dressing up.
    I prefer rain over sunshine.
    I prefer sleep over going out every night.
    I prefer sneakers over heels.
    I prefer music over tv.
    I prefer my best friend over him.
    I prefer me over who i'm not.

  10. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I'm fine. I'm not fine please help me
    I'm just tired. I can't take this anymore
    I'm already ate. I starve myself
    Go away. Show me you care enough to stay
    I'm just cold. I don't want you to see my scars
    I'm better I promise I've never been this bad
    I'm okay. I want to die
    Highlight ^
    format: completeinhim

  11. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

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