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  1. Suuushine Suuushine
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Dear you,
    After reading this you will realize
    the the brain does not
    recognize the second " the "

  2. friendless123byme friendless123byme
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    If your looking for perfection
    buy yourself a
    BARBIE DOLL

  3. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:45am UTC
    I'm gonna go learn Chinese
    x__ so I can understand what the people giving me a pedicure are saying about me. __x

  4. nwp149 nwp149
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:48am UTC
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people(;

  5. ellarosemartinez ellarosemartinez
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:53am UTC
    .Frozen computer.
    "Maybe if i click everywhere, it will start working again."

  6. Purplemoustache Purplemoustache
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:04am UTC
    If I killed the sexiest person alive,
    I would be commiting suicide.♥

  7. jmillsisamazing jmillsisamazing
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Did you know it's impossible for a human to lick their armpit?
    haha I lied fave if you just tried it:)

  8. tellthetruth tellthetruth
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:07am UTC
    when you walk into a room
    but then forget
    why


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Rwarx3 Rwarx3
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:21am UTC
    Dear Teacher;
    if the bell doesn't dismiss me then the bell doesnt decide
    when i arrive either.
    nmf. orquoteeee.

  11. Spidygirl213915 Spidygirl213915
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    You know how everyone always says you can have more than one friend........
    Well in reality you will only really have one that will ever stick by you
    All you have to do is find it and keep it close <3

  12. makemesmilebaby makemesmilebaby
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    if i die young
    bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses,
    sink me in the river at dawn, send me away
    with the words of a love song

  13. xilovehimx77 xilovehimx77
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Here’s To The Girls ;;; That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell.
    That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself.
    Here’s to her. ♥


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  15. TatianaLuvsU97 TatianaLuvsU97
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    So i just noticed...
    on my keyboard it says...
    *WARNING: To reduce risk of serious injury, read Safety & Comfort Guide*
    What serious injuries?!?! Yeah I'm just gonna slam my keyboard against my face...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. vickyxo vickyxo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    AND WHO ELSE brushes their teeth right before the dentists? (;

  18. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Bestfriends
    has 11 letters
    but so does backstabber

  19. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Dear Rebecca Black,
    At least you had a choice on where to sit
    Sincerely, Rosa Parks.

  20. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    → I'm suing ←
    [m&m's]
    for false advertisement.
    I found a "W" in the bag.

:)

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