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madmae180
posted a quote
April 9, 2010 5:37pm UTC

mY tampon
is going places
you never will.
Credit to: little_miss_sunshine

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ximxalwaysxhere4youx
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March 21, 2010 2:44pm UTC

jockers_only March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
hey there monica...your next
this is what popped up on my profile because I said one of their quotes were jocked! Id didn't even yell at them! Jockers these days... XD

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ximxalwaysxhere4youx
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 3:09pm UTC

dedicated to :
jockers_only
wow that was kinda sorta really just totally
PATHETIC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xokaytay
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 8:36pm UTC

Back then:
Boys said we were more important then life
Now:
Boys say we're more important then xbox
And us girls:
Think they're both pretty romantic<3[:
All mine<3[;
Check out my site<3
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VHgrlshoops95
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 9:44pm UTC

Why I Love The Office:
"Dwight, get out of my nook!"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID....... That is what she said."
That makes me laugh every time :]
** I LOVE The Office **
*like this if u do too*
Thanks :)

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katalatalyn89
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 10:04pm UTC

today, me and my friend
were on the phone
with my crush.
we wanted to know if he'd
say anything bad about me,
so i "went to thebathroom"
he didnt know i was actually there,
and said so many amazing things.
and finally he said,
youknowwhatilovethemostabouther?
and my friend said what. and he replied,
"her dimples"

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thegirlunderthemakeup_x
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 10:31pm UTC

the average person tells
4 lies a day,
or 1460 a year,
a total of almost
88,OOO by the age of 60.
and the most common lie is:
" I'm fine "
- thegirlunderthemakeup_x

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twilightluvr345
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 6:53pm UTC

The egg told the boiling water
"It's gonna take me a while to get hard,
I just got laid by some chick."
;)

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tatertotz7
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 7:31pm UTC

Who used to
b e l i e v e
TOYS
actually came to life
after they watched
T O Y S T O R Y
?

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LeleNRenziRockinOut
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 6:23pm UTC

and i remember;
when i was little
and i used to look at my older sisters'
math homework and saying
"wow, that's math? its looks like gibberish!"
and now, that i'm doing that
actual math in school now,
it still looks like gibberish :]

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JustRachhhx3
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 4:49pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW; that a NIGGLYWIGGLY is the little piece of paper that comes out of a HERSHEY'S KISS?

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 4:22pm UTC

Am i the only one who thinks
Handy Manny
is a
Bob the Builder
Wannabe?
mine, just thought of it.

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iLoveRobertPattinson
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 7:18pm UTC

Girl : It's like your my own drug
Boy : Because your addicted to me?[=
Girl : ha..no because your ruining my life..
♥

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tanfreakxxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 4:31am UTC

grandmother: so what did your dad say about your F minus?
kid: do i leave out the swear words?
grandmother: why of course dear.
kid: in that case...nothing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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courtney_loves_to_sing
posted a quote
March 15, 2010 5:07pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when...
The Kool-Aid Man breaks through your wall,
Tiger Woods cheats on you,
You are personally victimized by Regina George,
You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
Or you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Today is just one of those days.

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racheeeeel_juneee
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 5:26pm UTC

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aboutmes_vivian
posted a quote
March 3, 2010 7:52pm UTC

Haha, Remember When We Used To Say,
"Do you like him? Like, likelike him? "

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Bexgrl6210
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February 26, 2010 12:31pm UTC

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