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cherrypink
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January 14, 2011 11:44am UTC

I love Google,
it's like the brain I never got.

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mikeyrox34
posted a quote
January 13, 2011 9:01pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone says, "You two should go out!!"
not my format

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chara_tan
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 6:59am UTC

Ohhh... it's
bendable!
,
"SNAP"
Nevermind ._.
Not My Format♥

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ismile189
posted a quote
January 13, 2011 3:27pm UTC

I should create a Facebook account named
"No One"
Then I can like people's statuses and it will say
"No one likes this"
XD

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lilladyy
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 7:49pm UTC

Dear Hogwarts,
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.
Sincerely, its not my fault i live in Alaska

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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SaBrEtTo03
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 5:15pm UTC

the mini heart attack you have when your foot slides down a stair

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Charchar418
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 8:03pm UTC

If you remember...
Playing Gameboys
Collecting pokemon cards
Cartoons all Saturday mornings
Rugrats
Cartoon Network
Cow and Chicken
The Wild Thornberries
Hey Arnold
Things were settled by Rock Paper Scissors or Eenie meenie
You owned or wanted a Furby
"Emos" didn't exist
Playdough was the best thing invented
Windows 95 was the computer
"Talk to the hand" was the ultimate comeback
Light up sneakers were the bomb
There were such things as Video shops to go rent VHS tapes
Caller ID was brand new to us all
Nobody knew what a Facebook was
McDonalds had a playground
You predicted your life with the paper fortune tellers kids made
everyone ate push pops and lucky dips...
Then you truly are a 9O's kid!

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weezyfbaby_xx
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 1:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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tinabuja
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 2:52pm UTC

R.I.P to all the snow men,
who died fighting the sun.
•
Tina Booyah*

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conversecinderella
posted a quote
December 5, 2010 8:22pm UTC

I'm your substitute teacher.
[ L O L J K. ]
I'm Jack Black, let's start a band.

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naturalmoi
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December 3, 2010 9:04am UTC

Earlier this week I got a flier in my mailbox. Apparently someone in my neighborhood has lost a goldfish. MLIA

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bubbleliiciiousx3
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 10:58pm UTC

Student: Did you grade our tests?
Teacher: No, I was busy.
Student:
Yeah, I didn't do my homework,
I was busy too...

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Insomniatic
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 8:15pm UTC

Spongebob: Remember, Patrick. Try to
flatter the costumer.
*guy answers the door*
Patrick: I love you.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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silje_x3
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 3:02pm UTC

I'm not a stalker, I just know things...
by the way you're out of milk.

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kerrinxoxo4evz
posted a quote
December 2, 2010 8:13pm UTC

for those who
have experienced the pain,
of steppping on ,
a LEGO

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thebombbb
posted a quote
December 2, 2010 5:15pm UTC

Laughing so hard,
no noise comes out, so
you sit there clapping
like a retarded seal.
format : ComeDownWithLove_

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paigebearxoxo
posted a quote
December 7, 2010 11:10am UTC

{at a library}
Blonde : Can I have french fries, a burger and a milkshake?Librarian : This is a library!
Blonde : Oh.. *looks around*
Librarian : *sighs*
Blonde : *whispers* Can I have french fries, a burger and a milkshake?
{fave if you get it}

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CoNdOrS42
posted a quote
November 29, 2010 7:35pm UTC

One Day
An English professor gave his students a sentence:
"A woman without her man is nothing."
He told everyone to put in punctuation. Then after a few minutes he told one of the boys to come up and write it on the board. So he wrote:
"A woman without her man, is nothing."
All the boys laughed and they put the same thing. The girls looked at them and smirked. The teacher then called up a girl to write her version and she walked up to the board with pride. When she got there she wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
(:
not mine credit to whoever

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