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TheCherryChicas
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January 18, 2011 2:31pm UTC

Heaven won't take me
......( '_')
..../""""""""""""\======░ ▒▓▓█D
/"""""""""""""""""""\
\_@_@_@_@_@_\ and hell's afraid I'll take over

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soccermag29
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January 18, 2011 2:39pm UTC

Not to impress you or anything...
but yes, I do tie my own shoelaces
♥
not my format

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Spud
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January 18, 2011 2:45pm UTC

they say: curiosity killed the cat...
i say:
ha ha idiot cat....

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xojessiiicaxo8
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January 18, 2011 2:52pm UTC

the awkward moment;
when someone calls themselves, "fat."
-and noone denies it-

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lilmissraej
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January 18, 2011 2:52pm UTC

&Who else
Knows what
PHD
Means.
Highlight → PRETTY HUGE DICK
~ Not My Format

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Honnabee
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January 18, 2011 2:58pm UTC

‎1) Go to Google Translate
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
...
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
favorite if this made your day to :P

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mariahbieber23
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January 18, 2011 3:01pm UTC

& id slap you across the face
but i don't want
f o u n d a t i o n
all over my fingers<3 ; )

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OhAiTaylor
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January 18, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Dude.
Her Chapstick gets more action than you.
♥

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YourCutex3
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January 2, 2011 7:38pm UTC

Accidentally picturing how your parents made you♥

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only_exceptionX3
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January 2, 2011 7:39pm UTC

Spongebob:
"I anything can't do right since because pickles!"

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_MISERABLEatBEST
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January 2, 2011 7:39pm UTC

"aww man got so $hitfaced
last night hahahhhahaah!!1!" < - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,
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`- - - - - - - - - - - - > dude, one sip of your mommy's
drink doesn't make you "wasted."

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shscheer2013
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January 2, 2011 7:41pm UTC

The moment when you realize your phone is in West Virginia!!!

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BrittanyBabe
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January 2, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Dear Summer,
Christmas and New year's is over. You have permission to return any day now.
Sincerely ,
Sick of the cold.

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WittyPostSecrets
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January 2, 2011 7:45pm UTC

GREAT JOB ON THAT
THING YOU DID.
Really super.

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