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ScreamingAndFightingAndKissingInTheRain

  1. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Thank you for not giving up on me when everyone else did.

  2. imthenewcancer imthenewcancer
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    "We're just friends."
    "There's no such thing."

  3. niamh * niamh *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    That fake laugh you do after something is said to you and you didn't understand what it was..

  4. NoodleDirectioner NoodleDirectioner
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    > > > > Santa Claus < < < <
    . . . Has the right idea . . .
    ~ Visit people only once a year ~

  5. invisabledinosaurs invisabledinosaurs happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    i dont care how old i am
    my a.ss is going in that baby swing
    should i do a series?

  6. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie -
    chinese restaurant: do you want egg roll
    me: i didn't even finish my order
    chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
    me: what
    nmf/tumblr

  7. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    That one password,
    You use for everything. And if anyone
    ever found it out they could probably
    ruin your life with great ease.

  8. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I THINK IT'S NEARLY A MIRACLE
    WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME.

  9. amanduhjennifer amanduhjennifer
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG
    IS LIKE THE NEW
    YOLO.

  10. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    a drop in the ocean
    A CHANGE IN THE WEATHER
    I WAS PRAYING THAT YOU & ME
    might end up together

  11. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Baby are you jealous?
    No.
    Baby are you jealous?
    No.
    Baby are you jealous?
    I said no!
    Can I get a kiss?
    GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY SLUUT THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

  12. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:04am UTC
    I listen to music
    so I don't have to listen to my thoughts.

  13. XDangerousBeautyX XDangerousBeautyX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
    I ACCIDENTLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD AT ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN!! HELP!!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    IT'S FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
    format credit jimmy365

  14. VioletOceanEyes VioletOceanEyes
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Perfection Is Impossible
    But Beauty Isn't
    ~Stay Beautiful Loves <3

  15. VioletOceanEyes VioletOceanEyes
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:08am UTC
    While She Cries
    My Tears Form
    While Her Heart Is Broken
    My Heart Is Breaking
    And I Just Don't Know
    How To Help Her

  16. simplequotes simplequotes
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:11pm UTC
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  17. simplequotes simplequotes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    live each day
    AS IF YOUR LIFE HAS
    just begun

  18. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    ✔ Verified Directioner

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    I am the type of person
    That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
    But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

  20. msjitterbug98 msjitterbug98
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Everyone is dying to be someone
    but did you ever think that maybe,
    someone wants to be you?
    nmf

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