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SarahUrsini

1. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 8:08pm UTC
   MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME HE LOVES ME!
   That is all
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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2. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   Me: Mom, why aren't US dollars as colorful and pretty as other forms of currency?
   Mom: Because we are an ugly society and for some reason we refuse to accept the differences in others that would give us the beauty of variety and color, and that reflects on our currency
   This was one hell of a deep answer, but thank you mom
   
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3. SarahUrsini
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   April 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   Me: Good
   My boyfriend: Good
   Me: Good
   My boyfriend: maybe "good" can be our "always"
   Did he just reference The Fault in Our Stars? Yes.....yes he did.
   
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4. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2013 6:20pm UTC
   Religion Is Like A D!ck
   It's Okay To Have One,
   It's Okay To Be Proud of It
   But It's NOT Okay To Get It Out In Public
   And Shove it Down Everyone's Throats
   nmq
   nmf
   
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5. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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6. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   GUESS WHO'S BACK B/TCHES!!!
   - JESUS
   
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7. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 11:57am UTC
   When People I hate get a Facebook
   I just sit there on my computer staring at everyone posting "WOO YOU GOT A FACEBOOK" on their wall and think to myself,
   "no"
   
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8. SarahUrsini
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2013 5:09pm UTC
   Hey Supreme Court!
   I just want to be able to go to my:
   Brother's
   Uncles'
   Friends'
   Wedding!
   Marriage Equality has nothing to do with your beliefs, it has everything to do with the rights that every person deserves.
   
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9. SarahUrsini
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   March 25, 2013 7:51pm UTC
   Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you are above the legal limit
   Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
   
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10. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    wanna hear a whale joke?
    _ _
    _ \ / _
    / \ | / \
    \|/
    _,.---v---._
    /\_/\ / \
    \_ _/ / \
    \ \_ | 0 __|
    \ \__
    \ '_/ /
    ~~~\~~~~~~~~~~ /~~~
    It's a killer.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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11. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    homework: do me
    me: woah, chill out sl/t
    
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12. SarahUrsini
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    March 24, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    The Real Slim Shady,
    He stood up.
    
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13. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    What does
    Steve even look
    like?
    
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14. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    I don't know if anyone ever actually looks at my quote tags.......
    But they might be funnier than the quote itself.
    
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15. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    why why why
    why why
    why
    why why
    why
    why
    why
    Healthy Food.
    why why why
    why why
    why
    why why
    why
    why
    why
    
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16. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    I just wanna passionately roll around in a feild of grilled cheese
    
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17. SarahUrsini
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    March 10, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    me: sports require a generous amount of running
    him: Like "running" is that even a thing?
    me: running should be banned
    him: all sports should be played at a fast walk
    me: or just sitting down
    him: I like the way you think
    
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18. SarahUrsini
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    March 10, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    My Entire School: you don't talk much
    Me: that's becasue I f//king hate all of you
    
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19. SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    My Dad Keeps Calling Ed Sheeran
    Ed Sheeriden
    
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20. SarahUrsini
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    March 9, 2013 2:52pm UTC
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