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  1. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw my ironing board had wrinkles in it.
    I laughed at the irony.
    Then I laughed again because the word "irony" has the word "iron" in it. Then I made a Quesadilla.
    MLIA.

  2. xoxhollisterxox xoxhollisterxox
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Break up playlist...
    For the First Time - The script.
    Nothing Left to Lose - The Pretty Reckless.
    All She Knows - Bruno Mars.
    My Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead.
    Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless.
    Impossible - Shontelle.
    Haunted - Taylor Swift.
    Need You Now - Lady Antebellum.
    The Only Way that I Know how to Feel - Boys Like Girls.
    Ghost - Cavo.
    Breakeven - The Script.
    Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade.
    Last Kiss - Taylor Swift.
    Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae.
    Dear John - Taylor Swift.
    Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio.
    Here by Me - 3 Doors Down.
    A Drop in the Ocean - Ron Pope.
    Runaway - Bruno Mars.
    I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre & Eminem.
    Angels on the Moon - Thriving Ivory.

  3. lexandjenrock lexandjenrock
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 9:05am UTC
    justin bieber interview
    interviewer: "would you
    date a 13 year old girl?"
    Justin: "Romeo was 16,
    Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
    she'd be my Juliet"

  4. Heidibabyy Heidibabyy
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    That horrifying moment when your mom says...
    "I need to talk to you."
    And you think of everything you did wrong this week :/

  5. AnimalAsha AnimalAsha
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    & I Wonder What
    goes through your mind when you hear my name.♥
    Not mine:3

  6. ix3justindrewbieberx3 ix3justindrewbieberx3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    For every FAVORITE this quote gets I will donate $0.05 to Red Cross for the victims in Japan. Help make a change ♥

  7. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Urban Dictionary:
    HMU:
    definition 1: hit me up
    definition 2: hold my unicorn
    :)

  8. forbidden_lovee_xoxo forbidden_lovee_xoxo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    i hope you choke on the lies you tell;
    but then again.. Its kinda hard to swallow that much bullshit.

  10. JonasSister221 JonasSister221
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Demi Lovato donated $600,000,
    Justin Bieber donated$1,000,000,
    Miley Cyrus donated $5,000,000,
    Lady GaGa donated $15,000,000,
    Britney Spears donated $60,000,000,
    Jonas Brothers donated $70,000,000,
    & Taylor Swift donated $100,000,000
    to Japan
    * *you may not like their music, but these people are heroes*

  11. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

  12. rawrrimmalaadybuugx3 rawrrimmalaadybuugx3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    When;;
    A girl is in love,
    You can see it in her smile.
    When;;
    A guy is in love,
    You can see it in his eyes.

    not my format:

  13. chara_tan chara_tan
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    God Bless
    Justin Bieber;
    For donating 1 million dollars to Japan.

  14. jessielee9638red jessielee9638red
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:31am UTC
    One day
    I will move on.
    One Day
    the pain your caused won't be hurting me anymore.
    One Day
    I won't have to pretend to be happy.
    One Day
    I'll move on.
    But no matter how many days pass by,
    I will never forget what we once had, the way you already have.

  15. glitterintheairxoxo glitterintheairxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:59am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Boy, dont you see? i dont want to be just friends anymore. ♥

  16. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Spring is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again.

  17. stephaniekaz stephaniekaz
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    That Moment of Fame
    when your name is in a math problem.

  18. TheCherryChicas TheCherryChicas
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    so i bite my lip and try not to cry,
    as i force out of my mouth
    "no really i'm happy for you"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. sasyalia sasyalia
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 5:21am UTC
    Girl: Can I hold your hand?
    Boy: Of course not
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: 'Cause it will hurt too much when you let go
    <3

:)

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