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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    im the brilliant brunette
    with way to many blonde moments
    format credit: cookiedoughformats

  3. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    That sexy dance you do while trying to get into skinny jeans

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    August 24, 2011 6:45pm UTC
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    August 30, 2011 10:35pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. FireHeart FireHeart
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Today,
    I was sitting next to my boyfriend and I was
    leaning on his chest.
    I could feel his heart beating
    and I can guarantee you it was beating
    faster then it should have been.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    GROSS FACT
    most lipsticks contain fish sclaes
    yum
    nmf

  10. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
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    August 30, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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  11. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 10:15am UTC
    I love you more than...
    Spongebob loves jellyfishing
    Sandy loves karate
    Mr. Krabs loves money
    '& Squidward loves his clarinet.
    Baby
    I need you like Plankton needs the Krabby Patty secret formula <3
    nmf/nmq

  12. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    She is in a relationship with Him.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    I give them about a week...
    nmf

  13. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 2:47pm UTC
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  14. cassieayre cassieayre
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    I
    I deleted the contact,
    but the sad thing is,
    I still remember the number

  15. LoveThatWasLost LoveThatWasLost
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC
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    Here's to those who were killed in the 9/11
    attacks and their families who have suffered.
    Lets all fave this quote for them,
    not for faves
    but for the innocent souls that lost their
    lives on that tragic day.
    ----------------------
    nnmf

  16. xoxoGotNinjaxoxo xoxoGotNinjaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Is it me,
    or do teachers purposely make the first
    day in their class
    super awkward

  17. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    & i bet;
    that if nickelodeon put
    regular jam in a bottle and put a label on it that says Jelly Fish Jelly and sold it...
    they would make
    MILLIONS!
    ♥ if you agree

  18. megmegg6598 megmegg6598
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Dear best friend,
    you're stupid. you fail. you're weird. you're
    not perfect. but. that's okay. i'm like that,
    too. we laugh at the randomest things. you
    know my ugliest side. even though we
    disagree sometimes, we never fight. when
    i'm sad you're always there to make sure
    i'm okay. thanks for being there for me.
    i l o v e y o u <3

    nmq


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  20. sstars11 sstars11
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    15 Ways to get Kicked Out of:
    Target :)
    1. Run around the store shouting FIRE FIRE FIRE!
    2. Take the shampoo, conditioner and soap, and go up to the manager and say wheres the shower
    3. Take a bike, and ride it around the whole store
    4. Grab a blanket and go to the bed section, take a nap
    5. Host a party in the store
    6. Play hide and seek in the isles
    7. Have a lemonade stand
    8. Pretend to work at the store. Tell the person ringing people up that their shift is over, and then let the people who you checked out get everything they are buying for free
    9. Smash a lamp on the ground
    10. Take something you want and walk out the doors with it
    11. Open all of the chips and candy, make yourself a 'snack'
    12. Test the deodorant in the isle
    13. Keep asking one of the workers questions, until you reach 200
    14. Stalk one of the shoppers
    15. Use the cosmetic trials on display and give yourself an 'amazing' makeover

:)

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