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loveisjusta_history_
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:16pm UTC

You have 30 seconds.
30 seconds before that person walks away.
30 seconds before it all fails.
30 seconds before it all ends.
30 seconds before you realize what you're losing.
30 seconds before you understand life.
30 seconds before a flashback from being 7.
30 seconds before you regret not spending time with them.
If you had 30 seconds before you were about to die,
what would you say?

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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xoxoshelbyraeexoxo
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:23pm UTC

You know whats funny?
Paintings of Adam and Eve where they both have belly buttons.
Think about it, take as much time as you need.

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Tannuhhh
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January 15, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Dear Dracula,Remember that night a few years ago?Well now you have a son named Edward.Love, Tinkerbell.(Stolen off 9gag.<3)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV i missed 3 commercials.

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ImmaBeWitty
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December 30, 2011 1:27pm UTC

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ElizabethSSSing
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December 29, 2011 3:51am UTC

Witty sisters please I need your help!
My Mom said that if I get a lot of faves, as in if I get over 50 faves, then she will let me keep an adopted puppy, she is little, she is yellow, she has big blue eyes, and she lives outside, because that's where the shelter is :(, please help me save her, it's very cold outside, and it's snowing, and her mother doesn't care for her anymore, so she has no more warmth at night, even though I won't be able to keep her inside the house, she will be connected to the house, in our basement which is warm and she will have everything she needs, and I would stay with her there all day. And if you all don't believe me, after I get 50+ faves, I will take a picture of me and her for proof, please help save a life :( I hope that I'm not asking for much.Long but worth it.
Stay Beautiful ♥.
nmf.

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halfempty
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Why don't girls pants have real
pockets anymore? ♥

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Nightmares_Never_End
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 10:45pm UTC

Conversation killers;
haha.
lol.
k.
yeah.

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lovejordan23
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 1:43pm UTC

that depressing moment
when you think of the perfect comback,
^after the situation happens^

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Jade672
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December 26, 2011 9:56am UTC

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alliejayne
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December 26, 2011 9:17pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
You think someone is waving to you, but they're actually waving to someone behind you...

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:24pm UTC

On Halloween,
I opened the door to find a girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "Trick or treat.", a boy dressed as Kayne West pushed her aside claiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy.
They both got extra candy

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PretendingToSmile
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December 26, 2011 9:05pm UTC

When I search for a song on youtube I pick the one with the lyrics shown with cool fonts.

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JesusIsMySavior
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Every year, kids all over the world wish for Santa
to come and give them presents.
What about Jesus?
Didn't he give us the biggest, best gift anyone
could ever give us?
He gave his life for me. For you. For everyone.
This year, I'm going to forget about Santa, and
thank and praise Jesus.

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tigerforlife98
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 10:48pm UTC

Honestly,
I think suicide is selfish...
Yes, yes, I understand that you're in pain. That you want to end it...
But, is ending your pain really worth causing other people pain?
Your parents: they find your dead body and cry their eyes out wanting it to just be a nightmare and that you be safe in bed.
Your siblings/other relatives: would be wondering why you never told anyone. and cry themselves to sleep.
Your friends: nothing would be the same for them. Because you're not there!
That girl who used to make fun of you: would regret it for the rest of her life. she'd cry if she found out you were dead and wonder "did I really cause her that much pain?"
That quiet boy who always thought you were amazing: would think "Why'd she do it? She was so beautiful. I should have talked to her while I had the chance!"
Your teachers: "She had such a bright future ahead of her!"
Everyone: "She shouldn't have done it. She was amazing. Beautiful. She didn't deserve that."
Everyone** will be upset. Because they really did love you.
Stop thinking everyone is out to get you. Because they aren't.
You are loved.
Please. Understand that.

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tigerforlife98
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:14pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong!
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