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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 8:43am UTC
    Forget Dear John.
    JOHN DEERE
    is my man. [♥]
    all mine.

  3. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 12:06pm UTC
    TEACHER: whe r e's your book?
    STUDENT: at ho me.
    TEACHER: and what ' s it doing there?
    STUDENT: having mo r e fun than me.
    TEACHER:
    rowi TEACHER: TEACHER:

  4. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:01am UTC
    teen things#12
    When teachers count your class into groups, you arrange yourself so you can be with your friends.

  5. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 10:58am UTC
    teen things# 9
    You can never have just one french fry.

  6. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 10:55am UTC
    teen things# 6
    Restarting the song when you missed your favorite part.

  7. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:27am UTC
    teen things#25
    Wanting to laugh during a serious moment.

  8. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:22am UTC
    A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell;
    He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups,
    and set about, nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said. "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck. "These puppies come from fine parents, and cost a great deal of money." The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change, and held it up to the farmer. "i've got thirty-nine cents, is that enough to take a look?" "Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up. "I want that one!" the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would." With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands." With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy. "How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

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  9. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 10:39am UTC
    teen things# 2
    I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.

  10. xogymxchixkox7 xogymxchixkox7
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 9:11am UTC
    Those nights when you can't sleep
    are because your awake in
    someone ♥ else's ♥dream's
    notmine(:

  11. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:14am UTC
    teen things#20
    Remembering when staying up till 12:00 was hard to do, now it's a bad habit.

  12. BaileyLynn13 BaileyLynn13
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:44am UTC
    Hold My Hand ,
    And have a [real conversation] with me .
    Tell me something you trust only a select few with .
    Look me in the eyes and smile .
    Tell me what you really think of me, not what you want to think .
    Give me a chance . . . ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ . . . let yourself fall .

  13. orange_blue orange_blue
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 10:38am UTC
    teen things# 1
    that awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug somebody or not..

  14. lil_cullen_vampire_18 lil_cullen_vampire_18
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 9:56am UTC
    And honestly;
    if you're going to treat me like this, you don't deserve me.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 9:59am UTC
    Every time I try to fly
    I fall [-x-][-x-][-x-] without my wings
    ---------> I feel so small
    I guess I need you baby
    And every time I see you in my dreams
    I see your face, /////// it's haunting me
    I guess I need you baby

  17. RAiNBOWPOPSiCLES RAiNBOWPOPSiCLES
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 9:59am UTC
    We gon' light it up
    like it's dynamite.

  18. KittKat17 KittKat17
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 9:59am UTC
    I'mSmilingbecause
    Last night he texted me
    and when I asked what's up,
    he said playing X-box with friends.
    Finally. . .

  19. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 10:00am UTC
    Statement: no matter what i get online for, i always end up getting
    on facebook.
    Truth: it's usually witty i end up getting on :)

  20. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 9:46am UTC
    A truly good question
    is not the kind that you can answer right away.
    It is not a pick Yes or No kind of thing.
    It is the kind that will keep you up at night for hours, just contemplating the correct answer,
    any answer, your answer. A truly good question is not a question to ask your mind, but to ask your heart.
    What's your question?

:)

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