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livsbestfriendryan
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January 2, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Remembering is easy
for those who have memory; Forgetting is hard for those who have heart
©livsbestfriendryan

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Best invention ever:
a mirror that takes pictures.
nmf

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happyminimimi
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November 27, 2011 10:19am UTC

Right.
Non- famous witty person, no fancy format: All I want for Christmas is you♥
Famous person with a present format: All I want for Christmas is you.
Both quotes have the EXACT same meaning.
You shouldn't have to be witty famous with a fancy format to get a top quote.
mq/mf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DanniieMizanin
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December 7, 2011 6:07pm UTC

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_Hey_Bro_
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December 31, 2011 6:25pm UTC

format: _Hey_Bro_
On Dec. 21, 2012 ;
I'm going to go outside, bang pans
together & yell"END OF THE WORLD,
COME AT ME BRO."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 5:16pm UTC

Im jealous of my parents,
I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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Jade672
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December 29, 2011 4:54pm UTC

"HEY CAN I HAVE A SIP?"
"sure..."
GULP GULP GULP.
"DUDE WTF?"

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ThatCoolKid87
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December 26, 2011 5:12pm UTC

Unicorns can't fly, i can't fly. Therefor,
I am a unicorn.

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 12:43pm UTC

PRAISE DA LORD!!!: \( 'O' )/

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ThatCoolKid87
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 12:39pm UTC

Me:I'm hungry.
Fridge: I don't give a sh*t !
Cabinet: BbBB*tch, don't look at me.
Freezer: haha, you like ice?

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Vampirissa
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December 30, 2011 12:35pm UTC

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laxgirl4life
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:58am UTC

T h e p r o c r a s t i n a t o r s c l u b m e e t i n g h a s
b e e n m o v e d t o
tomorrow

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'mione*
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August 8, 2011 12:21am UTC

027. ϟ
Severus Snape is the only Death Eater who can produce a patronus.

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tylerr
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December 28, 2011 8:48pm UTC

can i mute you?

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tylerr
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December 29, 2011 12:42am UTC

play with pen in class
PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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ProudToBeGeeky
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August 5, 2011 1:11pm UTC

Harry PotterQuote#22;
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of
yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: [to the boys] Did you really? How did
it go?
[after Mrs. Weasley hits him]
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed,
boys. Very wrong of you.

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EnjoiPanda66
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July 8, 2011 11:32pm UTC

Mrs. Weasley: What are you two doing?
Fred: Homework...
Mrs. Weasley: It's the holidays silly...
George: Uh, yea. We've left it a bit late.
Mrs. Weasley: This wouldn't happen to be anything about Weasley's Wizard Wheezes would it?
Fred: Now Mum, how would you feel if the Hogwarts express crashed tomorrow, and George and I died, and the last thing we heard from you was an unfounded accusation?
Gotta love Fred... but I still like George more :)

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annawashere
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 4:15pm UTC

harry potter quote #28
ron weasley: how much for this?
weasley twins: 5 galleons
ron weasley: how much for me?
weasley twins: 5 galleons
ron weasley: i'm your brother!
weasley twins: 10 galleons.

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