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  1. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    I love how kids introduce themselves like "hi i'm johnny, i'm 5 years old and I don't know how to read" yeah cool, but i didn't ask for your life story a*shole.

  2. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    David: this gay panic situation your having right now is coming off a little homophobic
    Kenny: what i'm homophobic because i don't want another mans p*nis in my mouth?
    David: yes that is exactly what homophobic is
    - We're the Millers


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    do you ever like hold your pet up to a mirror and be like "that you"

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    If I could take away the pain and
    put a smile on your face, baby i would
    Please don't remove this!

  8. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 11:28pm UTC
    EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
    it's like a dark paradise, no one compares to you
    I'M SCARED THAT YOU WON'T BE
    Waiting on the other side

  9. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:11am UTC
    Things will happen in life
    that you can't stop. But,
    that's no reason to shut
    out the world.
    - "Crazy" Pete Sims; Now and Then
    Please don't remove this!

  10. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    I used to say to say to say
    "I" and "Me" now it's "us", now it's "we".
    Please don't remove this!

  11. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    Ben, most people would turn
    you away, I don't listen to a word they say
    THEY DON'T SEE YOU AS I DO,
    I wish they would try to

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    It's normal for some things to be sh*tty
    - Teeny ( Now and Then )
    Please don't remove this!

  13. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    OH MY GOD, I FEEL IT IN THE AIR,
    telephone wires above are sizzling like a snare
    honey i'm on fire, i feel it everywhere
    nothing scares me anymore
    Please don't remove this!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    When everyone else is more comfortable
    remaining voiceless, rather than fighting for humans
    that have had their rights stolen, I might
    not be the same, but that's not important, no freedom 'til
    we're equal, damn right , i support it
    Please don't remove this!

  16. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 11:46pm UTC
    What's a girl to do, if i can't
    have you? then i don't want anyone

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:51am UTC
    There's some women out there
    who talk and stare, and never seem to
    let d own the ir hair, like to
    pass judgement, but they're just scared, and
    don't know what they're missing so they better beware
    Please don't remove this!

  18. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    Hot summer nights, mid july
    when you and I were forever wild
    THE CRAZY DAYS, CITY LIGHTS
    the way you played with me like a child

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:04pm UTC
    Let's get rich and give everybody
    nice sweaters, and teach them how to dance


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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