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  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    & Who else
    wants to
    know the
    Krabby Patty Secret Formula
    ???
    Cookiedoughformats


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    love One Direction.

  4. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    "Hey, really soft hands!"
    "Thanks, it's ketchup."
    who else remembers this?

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    l♥ve is louder than
    any words

  6. caramelcoco11 caramelcoco11
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Our Generations Kids.
    Kid one: Hi!
    Kid two: Hi!
    Kid One: Whats your name!
    Kid Two: Larry, whats yours?
    Kid One: Niam..
    Kid Two: Your parents love One Direction too?
    Kid One:...Maybe..
    I Saw this and just thought it was funny! (: ILOVEONEDIRECTION<3

  7. Onedirectioner32 Onedirectioner32
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Anti Jokes #1
    Why did the plane crash ?
    Because the piolet was a loaf of bread .
    nmfnmq

  8. Onedirectioner32 Onedirectioner32
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Esteban : No one calls Esteban Julio Richardo Montoya Del Rose Ramirez a thief .
    Cody : No one's got the time . . . .
    nmq

  9. Onedirectioner32 Onedirectioner32
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    My Name Is Junie B. Jones . The B Stands For Beatrice . I just Like B and That's all .
    nmqnmf
    Congratulations.

  10. TheWrittenInfection TheWrittenInfection
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
    in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
    chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
    eatin some Nando's outside of school
    when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
    starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
    "You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.

  12. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  13. peeta07 peeta07
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    good bye text books, hello texting
    good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
    good bye being pale, hello being tan
    good bye drama, hello best friends
    good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
    good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
    good bye class rooms, hello beach
    good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
    good bye home work, hello fun
    good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

  14. Softball55 Softball55
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I like cats.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:31am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:39am UTC
    "What are your favourite childhood songs?"
    harry: blue suede shoes by elvis
    Zayn: bad by michael jackson
    Liam: those aren't childhood songs, mines Twinkle twinkle little star

    format credit to OneDirection

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:41am UTC
    They think niall & i
    flirt while talking on skype
    but in reality all he does is eat infront
    of the webcam
    - Demi Lovato
    (OneDirection)

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Josh: if i'm louder, would you see me?
    Niall: that line doesn't even make sense, you would hear me before you see me
    ╰☆╮
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:19am UTC
    Dear Niall Horan...♥
    "I admit that sometimes I really do wonder if you exist. There is a part of every girls heart that dreams with her prince charming but I think that every directioner already look at you like our prince charming, because you really are. You make us feel like your princesses, every one of us. I know, I know that I love you, when I open a magazine and I see your words on it. I know that I love you when I listen to music and I hear your voice. I know that I love you, when the sun heats my face and I think that maybe the same sun is doing the same thing with you. I know that I love you, when I look to sky and look for you sitting on the moon. You make me feel good, you make feel safe, you make feel like I could live another day. if I could only ask for one hug in my life I would ask for yours Some people say that perfection can't exist, but I think they're wrong. you are an amazing human being and if someone tells you the opposite, they're lying. you have the ability to put a smile on my face, every single day, and for me, that is perfection, because you don't do everything right but you put a smile on the faces of millions and millions of people. And like you said, you came a long way from just a boy from Mullingar, and you know why? Because the fact that you are from Mullingar it's not the most important thing. You came a long way because you dream about that, because you work to make YOUR dream come true, because you ALWAYS believe that this is possible. You deserve everything in this life, because you are a special guy and you make us feel so special in our own way. I'm sorry for everything that I forgot to say, because for a people like you, this letter, this words are not enough. This whole world is not enough for you. I wish I could tell you this face to face but there's never the opportunity, never the place. So this letter will have to do, my special boy I love you."
    - OneDirection
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Trish of youtube

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Louis: harry likes to steal food of people's plates, but he's too scared to do it to niall
    Niall: he should be

    format credit to OneDirection

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