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  1. Unique2thePeak Unique2thePeak
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:20am UTC
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  2. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 11:22am UTC
    When I Was A Kid #1
    When I was a kid,
    Pluto was a planet!

  3. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 11:23am UTC
    When I Was A Kid #2
    When I was a kid,
    GAP was the coolest, not Aeropostale!

  4. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 11:23am UTC
    When I Was A Kid #3
    When I was a kid,
    I had a Bop It, not an iPod.

  5. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 11:26am UTC
    When I Was A Kid #5
    When I was a kid,
    there were good cartoons like Scooby Doo and the Flintstones, not Ben 10 and Garfield.

  6. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 11:28am UTC
    When I Was A Kid #6
    When I was a kid,
    Lisa Frank was the coolest.

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 12:18pm UTC
    “When we have provided against cold, hunger and thirst, all the rest is but vanity and excess.” — Seneca

  8. SmellySnails SmellySnails
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 10:20pm UTC
    Telling your parents a story
    >> you thought was funny
    and getting in trouble for it.

  9. XoxChloexoX XoxChloexoX
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    I Love you Mum
    <3
    Click the Organ if you Love your mum <3

  10. chiiara_xx chiiara_xx
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 7:17am UTC
    When i was a kid...
    i hid my arms in my sweater and hit
    people my sleeves :)
    who else misses being a kid :(

  11. anonymouslover anonymouslover
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 11:33am UTC
    [october 2010]
    has five fridays, five saturdays, and five sundays.
    all in one month.
    supposedly, this only happens once every 823 years.
    so make this october worth living for

  12. xCUTI3PI3 xCUTI3PI3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    Oh,The People I Would Punch
    If I Could
    Without Getting In Trouble.♥
    n o t m y f o r m a t

  13. vianinhahXD vianinhahXD
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 8:30pm UTC
    In your class there's always:
    - The Hottie.
    - The girl who's obcessed with Horses.
    - The Nerd.
    - The Funny Guy.
    &
    The guy who pretends to be Funny.
    Just figured it out today in History class. x'D
    My Quote
    Format from SOCCERfreak20

  14. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    Don't you love it when...
    the wind is blowing just enough,
    and in the right direction
    for you to look like a
    MODEL?????

  15. itsnataliexx itsnataliexx
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    I always pull my sleeves
    down past my hands
    when I'm feeling nervous and
    don't know what to do...

  16. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    not my format
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) zoning out in class when the teacher
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.·´ is giving instructions, & zoning back
    .`·-·* in right when she says, "Okay, get to work."
    Ehh, no worries I'll just ask the person next to me (;
    Credit to Bree Vee...and Facebook

  17. MarsBar MarsBar
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
    Who remembers that?<3

  18. tatertotz7 tatertotz7
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    I hate it when people come in my room and leave the door open

  19. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:00pm UTC
    today my brother dropped the f-bomb in front of my parents. Instead of washing it out with soap, my dad forced him to listen to Justin Bieber's song "baby" on repeat for an hour. I think its safe to say he's learnt his lesson. MLIA

  20. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    A couple weeks ago, my mother recieved a snuggie. Now, a normal mother would put it on, and thank the person. MY mom, put it on backwards, said she felt like the pope, made herself a paper hat, and demanded that we call her the pope for the rest of the night. MLIA

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