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NoteToSelfImBlack

yourcool
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May 9, 2013 8:23pm UTC
wow, it's almost summer, better start
working on my tan *tuns up laptop brightness*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC
if i ever become
famous
i’m trusting you guys
to never tell the media
about my witty.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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NoteToSelfImBlack
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May 6, 2013 6:54pm UTC
Me: I'm tired.
Parent: What did you do all day?
Me: I went to school.
Parent: I work everyday, I clean, and then you just go home and sit on your laptop.
Me: I just got home from 7 hours of work that I have to do and mezmorize by the end of the school year to take a huge exam that I need at least a 20 point curve to pass. Sorry it's not like the 50's and theirs a lot of more education they threw in there.
Parent: Dont talk back to me.
Me: *Throws up hands*

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