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NomNomRave

totallyxoxx765
posted a quote
April 8, 2011 7:22pm UTC
Never Too Old
for a pop-tart <3
Never Too Old

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iluvcookiesncupcakes
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April 6, 2011 5:36pm UTC
love is blind
i never understood this until
after me and u were done
i must have been blind to fall
for you </3

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aproto31
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April 6, 2011 7:51pm UTC
Teacher: John, why are you so late ?
John: I was throwing stones into the river.
Teacher:Okaay, well take your seat.
Teacher:Bob, why are you also late ?
Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: gr, well, sit down.
New Boy walks in ;
Teacher: oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?
New boy: My name is Stones.
Teacher: oh..
LIKE IF YOU GET IT.

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DABRICK55
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April 5, 2011 8:04pm UTC
My great grandpa is in the nursing home
He's probably going to die tonight</3
As the doctors and nurses predict
Can I get 100 faves so I know someone cares?
<3

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TextuallyActive
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April 5, 2011 11:43am UTC
this is for lynsie! :D
use a coaster! :D
oh and dont forget im not your daddy im yo grandpa!
love ya bestie fran

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